Questions you're totally sick of hearing:

[KinkGuy]

Coming out of the shower at the gym a few days ago, another guy I have a "nodding" relationship with, but who I guess had never seen me in the locker room, nude before looked down and said "where the fuck do you keep those things?" He was staring right at my crotch. I looked down, looked up into his eyes and said "usually in the dresser drawer at home, but they like hanging around at the gym sometimes." He just about ran for his locker. I smiled. I think he just blurted it out and embarrassed himself.......and I didn't help.

BTW, he had really small eggs, but not a bad tube.

 

[Bluespeedoz]

How did you get that in there?

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

While the questions are stupid and annoying (if not rude and inappropriate), it's really all about the come-back. Kink, you did us proud.

 

[bigheadben]

my str8 coworker saw pics of mine on my site and asked me, at work,

"so do you pass out when you get hard?"
and
"the rest of you is basically just life support for that thing, right?"

 

[eyemready]

I'm not hung, but I would be VERY annoyed if someone accused my SOFTIE of being erect. (That's not only boring/trite/uncute, but also insulting and degrading. ESPECIALLY at a nudist resort.

 

[jay_too]

Originally posted by bigheadben@Dec 18 2004, 04:47 PM
"the rest of you is basically just life support for that thing, right?"

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dude..

The first time I heard this about 10 years ago. I LMAO. But it loses something after 2000 or so repetitions.

jay

 

[Yono]

LAtely I've had friends making comments/jokes about the bulge showing through my panst.. which is kinda anoying awkward cause I dont really know how to react
Beisdes.. they shouldnt be checking out my crotch!

 

[13788]

leotaylor: Been wondering that one myself-being I&#39;m sexy and well hung. <_<The why not in porn question.I always felt i was too smart to be just a walking big cock.

 

[13788]

leotaylor: I usually get the responce either really -how big or something or no way your full of shit-as if guys with a big cock don&#39;t exist or just exist within the porn industry. <_<

 

[madame_zora]

Hmm, these posts are eerily familiar......btw spell check is free.

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Dec 20 2004, 03:14 AM
Hmm, these posts are eerily familiar......btw spell check is free.

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Spale cheque kin be a pane in the ess.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You&#39;re a riot there, Pecker.

 

[ceg1526]

Originally posted by sflatintop@Dec 16 2004, 05:53 PM
...6. Do you do porn?...

I&#39;m waiting to have someone say that to me again so I can respond, "No, I tried out and they said I was too small."

Take care

Ceg

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Pecker+Dec 20 2004, 01:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker &#064; Dec 20 2004, 01:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Dec 20 2004, 03:14 AM
Hmm, these posts are eerily familiar......btw spell check is free.

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Spale cheque kin be a pane in the ess.

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Lol, Pecker&#33; Any guess at who our new guy reaaly is???

 

[Pecker]

Doesn&#39;t that thing hurt going in?

Nope - doesn&#39;t hurt me a bit.

 

[jonb]

I youse voice come man. I can type without using a quay board or a Maoist.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb@Dec 20 2004, 09:26 PM
I youse voice come man. I can type without using a quay board or a Maoist.

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Try as I might, Jon, I can&#39;t read you posts without exploding into laughter&#33; Thanks for helping to keep me young. Maoist- fuck&#33;

 

[13788]

Flux: "You got any new pics?"

There are only so many ways you can take a pic...

 

[ashlar]

Having people I don&#39;t even know ask to see my dick is getting a little old. It&#39;s different when I feel like I know someone a bit, but up untill that point it just get someone labled as a bit of a creep in my mind. It&#39;s not that I mind showing anyone, cuz i couldnt give two shits and a fuck, but when it&#39;s the first thing someone starts talking to me about, i think thats generally considered poor form not to mention not the best first impression to make.

 

[Pappy]

Ash, your wisdom exceeds your years.