Ok, so I'm bored and tired and a little bit drunk so I'm fiddling with myself and tottering around on my iPod touch. As such, I have decided to write a brief but fulfilling story based upon your request. If someone posts a request for a story in the next quarter of an hour I will write it - gay, straight, hot skitty on wailord action - you name it, I'll write it. Be concise but specific. Don't just say "big dick in ass lol", give me something to work with.