Quick on His Feet

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio interview between
    a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor
    a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach
    these young boys when they visit your post?

    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
    shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
    rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
    activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
    discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers !

    GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
    one ... are you?
     
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    Few of us are NOT equipped to be prostitutes though...
     
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    Still... Ka-Pow!
     
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    HA... I love that. :)
     
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    Urban myth, I'm afraid. I've read that one in three different versions over the past decade - exact same dialog, different names.
     
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    You may be a prostitute, joyboy, but I'm a callboy.
     
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    Yes, but its the thought that counts.....:biggrin1:
     
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    *wonders if I should imply that JBT could be a prostitute?*:biggrin1:
     
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