Quit spamming me cunt!

And the other PM I deleted already.

Thanks for the compliments and all but if I was interested I'd have answered.

Now be a good little boy and run along!

 

Whew. I had to click on this thread to see if it was me that was being publicly humilated. :redface:

(You really are irresistable...:wink: )

 

You can spam me anytime you like, Doc :flirt: - in fact I could do with a good spamming right now!! :biggrin1: :tongue:

 

Quit spamming your cunt?

Do you only like one at a time? :tongue: I think only those who know UK accents will get this.

 

I know - I forgot the comma in the title - what a silly bunt...

Generally speaking I'm not into one orifice DP tho' - no. I'm a woman - not a fucking umbrella stand!

 

Only because you ask... Spam, spam, spam, spam

 

:biggrin1: I think I just came...

:kiss:

 

Glad you cleared that up. I sat still for about ten minutes reviewing everything I know about electronic mail and the female anatomy and was drawing a load of FA.

 

Taking a page from the Madame_zora Handbook of Etiquette is like trying a recipe from the Hannibal Lecter Gourmet Cookbook. Is your ignore list full?

 

It only took you 10mins to review up everything you know about email and the female anatomy??

I'm not inviting you to my birthday party! :tongue:

 

Am I getting another telling off here?

 

With a brain that works as fast as mine, I can sift through a LOT of data in 10 mins.

Anyway, I'll be at your party, invited or not. I'll be the one wearing nothing but a lycra jock.

 

:biggrin1:

OK - OK, you can cum... leave the lycra at home tho - I get friction burns off that stuff!

 

Oops. Me, too. Now we're going to have to shoot the whole scene over again.

 

Well Said!
I really wish they would stop doing that in porn. Now males all over the world think all women want two cocks in our pussy. As if! ​

 

*sigh*

OK! Assume the position... again! :biggrin1:

 

'our pussy' - I love that - sounds like the collective pussy of woman kind - and warm and friendly place to hang out. :wink: :biggrin1:

 

Well you are the OP of this humiliation thread. When you dress out for football, expect to get tackled sooner or later.

 

Yes, it's rather like the royal "we". You know noblesse oblige and all that.

 

Freddie - and mindseye, for that matter - and any other mod/admin who may be reading this:

When I get 3 PMs in the same day, within 2 hours actually, from the same person I consider that spamming. Also - those PMs arrived after I posted a thread requesting, in my usual manner, not to be PMed by complete strangers. I know not everyone reads the boards - but still, that did rankle.

Yes, I could ignore but I don't see why I need an ignore list the length of the great wall to operate on this site. I called someone out. Big deal. I used a naughty word or two. This is my modus operandi - it ain't gonna change - if you don't like it ban me (and, while you at it, every other fucker who swears freely).

If you want to tell me off for something, just do it - publically or in PM, I don't care. But fannying about with little comments in the thread is stupid. No wonder people get confused on the whole posting as mod / posting as member thing. Put your mod hat on and dole out the reprimand or not.

At least mindseye came on the 'big d piss up a rope' thread told me off and shut it down. No grey area there.

So - in summary - warn me 'officially' or ban me - or move along.

Thanks for listening.