Quoth your partner...

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  1. big_peter

    big_peter New Member

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    Guys, What are your most memorable quotes... what your partner said in response to your size...
    Girls... what do you rmember saying (or hearing others have said)? Maybe better, what do you remember Thinking?

    Mine:
    "It'll never fit" (she was partially right, as we were both virgins, it never fully fit)
    "Oh, you feel so good!"
    "Wow"
    "There should be a warning label on your package"
    "You fill me so..."
     
  2. Donk

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    Mine was from a former gf the first time we were about to have sex: "I feel like a virgin all over again."
     
  3. txquis

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    We have had some other threads on this, so perhaps that explains the few responses here.

    My favorite quote was the one that i hated, the one that i can
    never erase from my memory, no matter how hard i try...
    the guy said,
    "FUCK MY MAN-PUSSY"

    Instant softie inducer.
     
  4. lapdog2001

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    A similar thread from not-so-long ago:

    Pillow Talk

    LapDog :p
     
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    Your schlong is the only big muscle on you!
     
  6. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    You're one of the main reasons for twin beds
     
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    With friends like you, who needs hemmorhoids?
     
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    LeahCat: Quotes I remember
    From a guy:
    "Ah, I needed that" (needless to say, no date number 2)
    " Rock yourself off, rock yourself off" (just shut up and keep going huh?)
    " Swing with it baby" (you can work that out for yourselves)
    and the all time classiest one from a guy
    " I though you Asian chicks had tight pussies" (not when you're that small hon)

    From Me:
    " Im going to regret this in the morning but put it ALL in"
    To a local guy while on holiday in Jamaica
    "You mean to say you've got friends bigger than THAT?" (he did & they were) :p
     
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    LOL Yeah, those "ethnic" ones are annoying.
     
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    Ex-gf when she first undid my trousers; "oh my you are a bigboy are'nt you please be gentle, current gf when she first saw it; "fuck i heard it was big but...,
    another couple of favourites of mine (theres been a few) Jesus i never knew they made them that big, and, oh my god you're the deepest anybodies ever been.
     
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    To my last bf, Mike: "It really does look like a baby's arm holding an apple!" (If the babies arm was REALLY veiny!) He told me that one girl had told him he not only had the biggest cock she had ever seen, but also the ugliest. I could see her point, his penis really had 'character'(you know what I mean. ladies), but that said, I couldn't keep my lips off his big, ugly thing & he knew it! :D

    Judy
     
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    "Oh my God I'm comming again"
     
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    Can't remember specifically, but a few "re-virginization" comments... one of which I knew was a lie, as I knew she'd had bigger... but not the time for debate.
     
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    Let's see... "You have a beautiful cock" "WOW, nice cock" "It is so nice and thick" "That thing will not go anywhere near my ass!" (should I keep going?)
     
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    Her: Wow. Your not human.
    Me: Sometimes i think that myself.
    Her: All your getting is a handjob from me.
    Me: *grumbles*

    (After doing some stuff with this girl, I "hooked up" with year a few years later. She saw it before, just not for a few years.)
    Her: Holy crap!
    Me: Whats wrong? You knew it was big.
    Her: I'm sorry. I just forgot how big it was.
    Me: It is bigger than it was when you saw it.
    (I then explain my disorder which I've explained a BILLION times in PM's on this forum.)
    Her: If you get any bigger, I won't even be able to give you handjobs normally.
     
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    "you have a pretty penis"
     
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    lets see, there a couple that come to mind...

    "that's gonna hurt"
    "no way all that is going to go in me"
    "I can't give you head for very long, cause it hurts my jaws to be open that much, and trying to suck that big cock"
    "no way you are going to put that in my ass, you barely fit in my pussy"

    Prep
     
  18. jonb

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    Once upon a midnight steamy
    I was feeling quite dreamy
    Fantasizing about some chick named Lenore
    Then quoth my right hand, "Fuck me, whore"

    Sorry, but the Subject: line brought that bit of masturbation poetry.
     
  19. Freddie53

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    WhyJonb, we didnt know you were such a renouned poet. Here's hoping for another wonderful year with Lenore. She gets around. :wub:
     
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    Once upon a mindight dreary
    When I had been fucked quite weary
    Got into persona of Madame Zor-a
    As I moaned "fuck me some more-a"

    Yeah, I know, weak poetic liscense- I'm not Pecker!
     
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