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Originally posted by prepky@Jan 2 2005, 09:14 AM
lets see, there a couple that come to mind...

"that's gonna hurt"
"no way all that is going to go in me"
"I can't give you head for very long, cause it hurts my jaws to be open that much, and trying to suck that big cock"
"no way you are going to put that in my ass, you barely fit in my pussy"

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[post=271444]Quoted post[/post]​


HEY PREPY!

You forgot the most recent quote
" Oh honey, let 'cocksis maxmis' 'slide in'so I can enjoy a MULTI'
 

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her: "you're huge"
me: "no, im just big"
her: "no, you are huge"
me: "umm ok"
her: "you must be hurting alotta people with it"
me: "not at all"
her: "uh"

she was an annoying bitch... lol
 
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erospace: All norwegian girls, some with several comments collected from several occations::

1) Petite blonde, 25: Ohh MY GOD! GODDAMNED you are big! Its like a loaf!

2) Brunette, 34,: Oh big big go on go on baby

3) BLonde, supersexy premier league basket player, 32:IT`s so GODDAMNED big, its twice the normal size! I`ve never seen anything like that before!

4) Extremely slim brunette, 38: Icant make it, I cant relax (we didnt make it until the 3rd nite together) it so thick!

5) Old lady (60). My little boy, you are a true satyre!!

6) Sexy brunette, 30: I have not seen anything like this! Its a dream come true! I dont know whether to cry or lagh (nervous), its very very very very very big!

+ som eother comments as well

from male friends and colleagues in the military: You are hung like pony, You have that schlong alost down to your knees, I didnt know such cocks existed (from jerking together in the teens)

and one, may favotrite, my old aunt caght me jerking my monster many years ago: Oohh ohh !!







Originally posted by TheOverlord@Jan 1 2005, 09:38 AM
Her: Wow. Your not human.
Me: Sometimes i think that myself.
Her: All your getting is a handjob from me.
Me: *grumbles*

(After doing some stuff with this girl, I "hooked up" with year a few years later. She saw it before, just not for a few years.)
Her: Holy crap!
Me: Whats wrong? You knew it was big.
Her: I'm sorry. I just forgot how big it was.
Me: It is bigger than it was when you saw it.
(I then explain my disorder which I've explained a BILLION times in PM's on this forum.)
Her: If you get any bigger, I won't even be able to give you handjobs normally.
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"It always looks huge"
"You have a huge cock"
"You have a cock from heaven"
"Do you know i pity to think how many young ladies that cock is going to plunder."
"Do your friends at school realise what treasure you are walking around with."

Well I liked em ;) good for the 'ego' hehe.
 
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BetterThanAverage: Favorite: "Jackpot!"

Least favorite: "Praise Jesus!"
 

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Originally posted by txquis@Dec 23 2004, 03:23 PM
We have had some other threads on this, so perhaps that explains the few responses here.

My favorite quote was the one that i hated, the one that i can
never erase from my memory, no matter how hard i try...
the guy said,
"FUCK MY MAN-PUSSY"

Instant softie inducer.
[post=269364]Quoted post[/post]​

lmao and rofl
 
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Lovertine: "Oh my God! You're so much bigger than my husband!"

"I love being fucked like an animal!"

High-pitched, ear-splitting squeal.

"You're reaching places I never knew I had!"
 
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lighthouse: I once received a postcard with a picture of the Key West Lighthouse. On the back, "We saw this postcard & it reminded us of you!"


On another occaision, "I spent most of the day in bed recovering because you fucked the shit out of me."
 
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hung_big: From Girls:

"Sorry, I don't do the animal thing....especially horses"
"Put it all in *closes eyes* *panting* I CAN DO IT, I CAN DO IT...NO I CAN'T!"
"Give it back to that poor donkey"

From Guy friends (circle jerking etc.):

"I may be straight...but fuck...what I would do to ride that thing!"
"You may possibly be bigger all three of us combined"

When I read back these make me laugh out loud
 
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bazong: during heavy petting:
"Where does it stop?"

upon seeing it a little later:
"Good lord! What am I going to do with all that?!?"

A straight male friend of mine who once asked how big I was:
"Man! I'd do you out of respect!"
 

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B) While still dating & having sex with women I was also seeing this guy (who I lived with for almost twent years. The first time we got naked he said to me "THAT COCK IS TO BEAUTIFUL TO WASTE ON WOMAN". After that I slept with one more women realized he was right and fell madly in love. Twenty years later he is still y best friend although we do not live together. The first time he gave me head he swalowed me to the hilt in one swallow and I lasted..............................about five seconds. The man could give head. Still miss that nobody has ever given head that good in my life. :D Crap now I miss him or the head do not know which. B)
 
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suaige: If I can give birth I should be able to fit that.
 

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The first time my now wife saw my cock she said "that will be a challenge". :blush:

The first time we had sex, I had about seven inches in her and I could tell she was getting a little uncomfortable when she said "how much is left, I,m getting full !" It took a few tries and alot of lube, but she was able to take all of me in time. :D

Just my 2 cents, J.
 
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:Aphex^amigo): I wish I could remember more of these... rrrgh!

Me: (pointing out a Corvette/Viper/Ferrari making waves on the street) Damn, I want one of those. Isn't that a cool car?
My gf: But... but you have nothing to compensate for!

(Pp)
 

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all from men:

"you have a perfect penis" (probably my favourite)
"you have the biggest dick i've ever seen" (which genuinely surprised me: i'd seen bigger ones! :lol: )
(after an expert cocksucker had worked hard, deepthroating and draining me) "you made my eyes water!" (and it's true, it had ... )
 

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"Can't you be late for work/class"
"Dont take it out"
"awww" (when I take it out)


"It's not that big" (My gf's friend when it was soft)
"Damn It is big" (After it got hard)
"He's as big as that doll I Have" (same girl she's a freak bigtime)
 

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FOr pure impact, my current partner squealed "oh my god, I love your fucking cock" while she thrashed around on top of me. Delivery and timing meant it sent a pure shot of adrenaline into my loins.

On the other side, this same woman told me about a faux paus she committed with a previous lover. When this guys took out his penis, which she described as "half a hot dog," she said "oh ... that kinda sucks for you." She said that she realized right away that this was a horrific thing to say to this guy. I don't even know this guy and I feel for the poor bastard.

But - back to the original subject - a woman can do a lot worse that complmenting a guy's cock. You never get tired of hearing it.
 

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Her: "Damn boy, I'm afraid but..." (before penetration)
Her: "Shit, yeah, keep going..." (just after penetration)
*pump pump pump*
*cum*
Her: "That was pussy-boggling* (after cumming)

© by my first girlfriend
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Her: "Fik mine Mooshy"

© by german girl I used to fuck once

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*me leaving shower*
Her: "I just love to see your cock soft - even that gets me horny!"

*after a hot fuck session*
Her: "You know what's so sexy about a soft big dick? It looks so fucking promising masculine when it's swinging."
© by my current girlfriend

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