Quoth your partner...

[Pecker]

"Do you have a license to drive that thing?"

 

[Kimahri]

Originally posted by BruceSter@Jan 17 2005, 04:08 AM
Her: "Damn boy, I'm afraid but..." (before penetration)
Her: "Shit, yeah, keep going..." (just after penetration)
*pump pump pump*
*cum*
Her: "That was pussy-boggling* (after cumming)

[post=275027]Quoted post[/post]​

Pussy boggling. I like that. Has a certain...ring to it or something.

 

[londonguy]

Just some comments I remeber from various girls and guys:

"Do you call that a cock or a weapon!"
"You could be a porn star"
" I was confused because I didn't know where it ended"
"It is VERY thick!"
" Damn your cock's like double the size of mine"
"My dick looks so small next to yours"
"Seriously- you're the size of most men when they're hard(when flacid)-It's quite funny!"
"It is a really good looking thing-all the veins and everything"
"Luck boy!"

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

"Okay, you need to stop. I think I'm gonna faint!" (and they almost did)

 

[wristthickxl]

besides the usual (great cock, huge dick, etc.), some of my favorites include:

all from men:

I feel like I'm being fisted..
Have you had an operation? You're huge
You could fit 4 of my cocks inside yours
My cock is child's play compared to yours

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by Kimahri+Jan 17 2005, 08:34 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Kimahri &#064; Jan 17 2005, 08:34 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-BruceSter@Jan 17 2005, 04:08 AM
Her: "Damn boy, I&#39;m afraid but..." (before penetration)
Her: "Shit, yeah, keep going..." (just after penetration)
*pump pump pump*
*cum*
Her: "That was pussy-boggling* (after cumming)

[post=275027]Quoted post[/post]​

Pussy boggling. I like that. Has a certain...ring to it or something.

[post=275079]Quoted post[/post]​

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What kinda ring you mean?

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by londonguy@Jan 17 2005, 03:24 PM
"You could be a porn star"

Used to hear that often too.

 

[Kimahri]

Originally posted by BruceSter+Jan 18 2005, 01:23 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BruceSter &#064; Jan 18 2005, 01:23 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Kimahri@Jan 17 2005, 08:34 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-BruceSter

@Jan 17 2005, 04:08 AM
Her: "Damn boy, I&#39;m afraid but..." (before penetration)
Her: "Shit, yeah, keep going..." (just after penetration)
*pump pump pump*
*cum*
Her: "That was pussy-boggling* (after cumming)

[post=275027]Quoted post[/post]​

Pussy boggling. I like that. Has a certain...ring to it or something.

[post=275079]Quoted post[/post]​

What kinda ring you mean?

[post=275386]Quoted post[/post]​

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Can&#39;t have too much of one, being gay and all.

I just like the sound of it.

 

[Kimahri]

Originally posted by BruceSter+Jan 18 2005, 01:24 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BruceSter &#064; Jan 18 2005, 01:24 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-londonguy@Jan 17 2005, 03:24 PM
"You could be a porn star"

Used to hear that often too.

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Are you the Bruce that produced that little clip in the gallery with the impressive ejacuation?

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by Kimahri+Jan 18 2005, 09:35 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Kimahri &#064; Jan 18 2005, 09:35 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by BruceSter@Jan 18 2005, 01:24 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-londonguy

@Jan 17 2005, 03:24 PM
"You could be a porn star"

Used to hear that often too.

[post=275387]Quoted post[/post]​

Are you the Bruce that produced that little clip in the gallery with the impressive ejacuation?

[post=275393]Quoted post[/post]​

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No, though mine shots aren&#39;t short of those.
Bruce II

 

[wristthickxl]

One I heard last week that was fun:

Oh my God, you can&#39;t get your hand the whole way around your own dick. That is SO hot.

Wasn&#39;t something I had ever really thought of before but the observation turned me on

 

[surferboy]

Can anyone say "Ego trip topic"? :lol:

I&#39;m just messin with ya.

 

[viking]

Originally posted by surferboy@Jan 20 2005, 12:45 PM
Can anyone say "Ego trip topic"? :lol:

I&#39;m just messin with ya.

[post=275976]Quoted post[/post]​

That&#39;s OK.
Some of us don&#39;t mind ego trips.
They can be fun&#33;
And you never know where they will end up.

 

[Kimahri]

Originally posted by BruceSter+Jan 18 2005, 01:54 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BruceSter &#064; Jan 18 2005, 01:54 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Kimahri@Jan 18 2005, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by BruceSter@Jan 18 2005, 01:24 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-londonguy

@Jan 17 2005, 03:24 PM
"You could be a porn star"

Used to hear that often too.

[post=275387]Quoted post[/post]​

Are you the Bruce that produced that little clip in the gallery with the impressive ejacuation?

[post=275393]Quoted post[/post]​

No, though mine shots aren&#39;t short of those.
Bruce II

[post=275398]Quoted post[/post]​

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Make with the clips, mate.

 

[WorthyGirthy]

"I think I&#39;m finally loosening up enough for you.... OH GOD, NO I&#39;M NOT"
--she eventually did though

 

[robert617]

"FINALLY... all the way....we&#39;ll try doggie next&#33;&#33;"
"I&#39;m beat....aren&#39;t you EVER going to cum??"
"a bit more.. ok.. a bit more... more.. just a sec... ok.. a bit more"
"let me brace myself first or you&#39;ll be pushing me all over the bed with that"
"lube, lube- a big old dab will do me"(sung to Brylcream ad) - yeah we&#39;re that old

"I know I&#39;m going to be sore until Wednesday- but you only live once&#33;" ( it was Friday night)

 

[spatters]

"Oh, Holy Jesus&#33;" (More amusing as I am not religious.)

 

[13788]

pdrprst: Me: I can&#39;t see how a man can sexually assault a woman. Just fitting in is tricky enough.

Her: You&#39;d be charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

 

[hungluso]

One I heard the other night "My God, you are so deep&#33; Your poking my bladder&#33;"

Some random ones:
"My god, you are fucking huge&#33;"
"Wow... elephant boy&#33;"
"Ouch&#33; Ok, too deep&#33; That is not something I have to say often&#33;"
After sticking only my head in, she gives off a huge "Oh my fucking GOD&#33;"
"you are bigger and thicker soft than my ex was hard&#33;"
"you are blessed&#33;"

puts a smile on my face. Screw it, we all need an ego boost once in a while&#33;

 

[13788]

KTownBlondy: strangest thing i&#39;ve ever heard was:

"my rifel is hard, its gonna shoot a bullet" when he was referring to his penis

i burst out laughing right there lol