Quoth your partner...

[13788]

SL55///AMG: Recently... and I rmembered for the sake of posting here

-"You should show that to my mom! She wouldnt believe it!"
-"Umm, ok Im not having sex with you"... a few pills later... "OOOOWWWWWWW"
-Then theres always the day after "Im FUCKING SORE you motherFUCKER, FUCK YOU! I cant WALK STRAIGHT!!" as she punches me in the arm etc.

Prior to that I was with a girl who said "Umm, I think its in my stomach :unsure: " She was hilarious... nothing could hurt her... she let me put it in her ass..for her first time.. .and didnt even flinch. That ass was tighter than fort knox. After all of it; I love your penis, but it is too big for me. (in montone with a straight look on her face)

 

[big_peter]

Well - I got some 'promotion' from a buddy of mine with my present gf -
While at dinner, he said, "Hey, you should go out with ** Peter **" while gesturing - holding two hands 7 or 8 inches apart.
Some time later, he said again, "you should go out with ** Peter **" - this time gesturing about 10 inches apart.
Later that week... Hey, you should go out with ** Peter **" the gesture now being about 18"- and getting quite silly!

I just love that free PR!
We remind him of that every now & then.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

"jesus christ, you cum a gallon".

"you are a total horndog" (someone i banged four times in one night years ago)

"give me that big ole daddy dick". this both pissed me off and turned me on. i was NOT that old at the time...33 and he was 24.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Short and sweet are the best:

"Holy SHIT!"
"Whoa!!"
"God damn!"
"That's fuckin' huge!"
"...biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Don't make me beg!"
"PLEASE fuck me!"
"Impressive!"

Or web-speak:
"omg!"
"wow!"
"damn!"
"nice cock!"
"HOT!"

Or nonverbal:


O.O
!!!!!!!!

And a few fun ones:
"I can deep-throat a whole banana without breaking it." (ex-girlfriend) When she finally pulled mine out, "That's too fuckin' big!"

"Dude, you make up a good bit of the Sixteen and a Half experience." (a bud of mine that got hard and dropped trou with me in order to get some girls to take off their shirts -- both hard, our total length was 16.5, and he was 7.5 of it)

"See, we were always meant to be good friends. I have huge breasts (DDs at least) and you have a huge dick."
(said by a girl I've kept in touch with over the years; she's on her way to med school)

"Dude, can I be your dick cheerleader? Every time I'll see you on campus, I'll see NINE! NINE! NINE! flashing over your head!"
(another bud of mine)

"Hey..." (another dude I knew from a frat) "...man, I heard through the grapevine that you are packin' a serious huge dick. Is it true?" (yeah, I proved it)

 

[Kimahri]

Being in a fraternity was definitely an interesting experience. Being friends with a guy in a fraternity is great. Same level of friendship, minus the political bullshit.

 

[13788]

pdrprst: This just in:

"I wouldn't want to be a gynecologist and go up there with a spelunking hat"

"If a spelunking hat fit, I might worry that she wasn't satisfied with me."

"You'd be the reason the spelunking hat fit."

 

[zzorus]

" Oh no, not another virgin!"

 

[mimosurfDutch]

OOhhhhh YEEAAHHH! THAT'S the spot. Don't stop, go faster...

 

[Cart2579]

Some of my favorites:

"you're going to put that where!?"
"No way are you going to put that in my ass, you barely fit in my pussy"
"Stop! I need a rest"
"You are addictive"
"OH MY GOD, you are the perfect size"
"Never knew that spot was there"
"What ever you do, don't ever stop fucking me"
"If I wasn't married, I would be riding that right now"


There are a few others and I'll post them up when I can think of them.

 

[prepky]

I have already posted some, but last night I was laying across the bed (on my back)in some lounge pants, and I guess the outline was showing and the wife walked in from the bathroom and said "damn you are even long when you are soft...not to mention those hugh balls of yours" I was a little shocked cause I had clothes on, then she rubbed it as she walked by, and then I realized what was happening...

prep

 

[Knight]

Hopefully I'll have some for you soon hehe.

 

[D_Sid_Scrotum]

"what the fuck???!!"

"is this fake?"

"can you take it slow at the begining" --- or somefin like that

"i have never seen anythingl ike that before"

 

[faceking]

It's your turn to get up and turn on the heater.

(wrong thread)

 

[PPPPP]

Some of my favorites:

"Honestly, I didn't think they got that big"
"It's ginormous!"
"You're bigger than my forearm" (we then did a side by side...she was right)
"I've never even heard of a cock this big"
"I can't even get the head in my mouth"

Finally, I love it when I'm watching porn with a girl and she tells me that I'm bigger than the pornstars. One time we were watching one with Lex Steele and she said she thought I was as big if not bigger. Not sure why, but stuff like that always gets me going.

 

[13788]

AOX3: My 24 year old secretary recently exclaimed


"Shit, I'll never look at my husband the same way again"

 

[13788]

gamma_phi: As I removed my boxers from losing a game of strip Blackjack with two young ladies in college, they both, together, said at the same time...

DAMN (enter name here)!

That was it.

 

[britlover]

I have quite a bit of porn, and use pornographic images in my artworks...so I often have a lot of it around. I asked my boyfriend if he was intimidated by all these porn images and he just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why? I'm usually bigger than all these guys!"

Modesty is a curse! :lol:

 

[DenBoy]

When I crawled between her legs:

Go slow your huge.

After 2 minutes:

Oh my god perfect size perfect technique.



Maybe I'll actually see her again

 

[BruceSter]

The germans are cumming... here sum lines from a german girl I used to fuck (exchange student at hs)

- "Fik mine mooshy!" (used to holler that aloud)
- "Ya! Ya! YAAAAA!"
- "Fik mish, do teer!"

Bruce

(No liability for eventual mis-spellings)

 

[big_peter]

Originally posted by BruceSter@Mar 18 2005, 01:23 PM
The germans are cumming... here sum lines from a german girl I used to fuck (exchange student at hs)

- "Fik mine mooshy!" (used to holler that aloud)
- "Ya! Ya! YAAAAA!"
- "Fik mish, do teer!"

Bruce

(No liability for eventual mis-spellings)

[post=291988]Quoted post[/post]​

Well, she taught you precious LITTLE German!
so... just for the fun of it (should you get another chance to have her or her fellow country[wo]men)

- "Fik mine mooshy!"
would be
- "Fick mein mooshi!"

YA??? that would be Ja!

and
- "Fik mish, do teer!"
would be
- "Fick mich, do tier!"