http://i.imgur.com/OCGqR.jpg
As seen in this picture.
Someone did some "penis investigation" to see which Mets player's dick shot that is:
The clues:
Team: Mets. Possible culprits: 25
Since he is showering that day, it likely narrows it down to one of the ten players who appeared in Friday night's game.
Race: White. Torres, Santana, Quintanilla - you're out.
Penis status: circumcised
Pubes status: shorn. The penis is likely attached to an unmarried player who still feels as though he needs to impress the ladies
Height: Unknown, BUT we can see that the top of his penis stands at precisely 5.5 blue bricks from the ground, less 5 x 1 inch = 5 inches for the caulk (heh) between the bricks. Assuming these are painted cinder blocks, which run 8 x 8 x 16 inches, we can infer that the apogee of his dong is 39 inches from the ground. The top of my own penis stands 36.5 inches from the ground, and at 5'11", that runs at a ratio of 51.4% of my height. Extrapolating that ratio to 39 inches, our penissy pal likely stands approximately 6'3 and 3/4".
Handedness: Left (in the video, the player can be seen to be carrying a towel in his left hand, and his right hand to be empty).
Discussion: We have on our hands a left-handed, caucasian, 6'4" circumcised player from Friday night's game.
Conclusion: The only caucasian, unmarried, left-handed throwing player from last night's game was first baseman Ike Davis, who stands 6'4" and is Jewish (i.e., likely circumcised).
TL;DR: IKE DAVIS
https://www.google.com/search?q=ike...G&biw=1152&bih=663&sei=UbPKT67JEsn76gGtvpD5Dw
Oh and here's a video:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xr9lgw_r-a-dickey-interview-gets-cockbombed_sport
As seen in this picture.
Someone did some "penis investigation" to see which Mets player's dick shot that is:
The clues:
Team: Mets. Possible culprits: 25
Since he is showering that day, it likely narrows it down to one of the ten players who appeared in Friday night's game.
Race: White. Torres, Santana, Quintanilla - you're out.
Penis status: circumcised
Pubes status: shorn. The penis is likely attached to an unmarried player who still feels as though he needs to impress the ladies
Height: Unknown, BUT we can see that the top of his penis stands at precisely 5.5 blue bricks from the ground, less 5 x 1 inch = 5 inches for the caulk (heh) between the bricks. Assuming these are painted cinder blocks, which run 8 x 8 x 16 inches, we can infer that the apogee of his dong is 39 inches from the ground. The top of my own penis stands 36.5 inches from the ground, and at 5'11", that runs at a ratio of 51.4% of my height. Extrapolating that ratio to 39 inches, our penissy pal likely stands approximately 6'3 and 3/4".
Handedness: Left (in the video, the player can be seen to be carrying a towel in his left hand, and his right hand to be empty).
Discussion: We have on our hands a left-handed, caucasian, 6'4" circumcised player from Friday night's game.
Conclusion: The only caucasian, unmarried, left-handed throwing player from last night's game was first baseman Ike Davis, who stands 6'4" and is Jewish (i.e., likely circumcised).
TL;DR: IKE DAVIS
https://www.google.com/search?q=ike...G&biw=1152&bih=663&sei=UbPKT67JEsn76gGtvpD5Dw
Oh and here's a video:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xr9lgw_r-a-dickey-interview-gets-cockbombed_sport
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