R.I.P. Pillsbury Doughboy

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    Pillsbury Doughboy (1934 - 2005)




    It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.
    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
    and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
    turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
    Jack, the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
    Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima
    delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who
    never
    knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose ! quickly in show
    business,
    but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a
    very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
    Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man
    and
    was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his
    wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they
    had
    one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The
    funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
     
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    I'm on the verge of suicide knowing that
     
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    LOL thats good shit! thanks man i needed a good laugh
     
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