Rabbi's Caught Selling Livers in NJ Scam...

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

Damn I missed my calling! Oy gevault! Remember baby...buy low and sell high!
Dozens (DEMOCRATS) Arrested For Selling Human Organs and other Corruption (New Jersey)

http://www.nj.com/politics/

damn I don't even think the patients got small toasts w/that pate'!

Call me Leo Rosten..STAT...we need to work on a new routine!:biggrin1:

 

[Principessa]

Actually, it was kidneys, not livers. mfg:

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

Actually, it was kidneys, not livers. mfg:

Yeah but livers spread better on crackers!

PS does it really matter when they rob you? !OY!

Don't make me use my Mel Brooks voice!

 

[Principessa]

Yeah but livers spread better on crackers!

I do love a good Kosher pate.:wink:

PS does it really matter when they rob you? !OY!

Don't make me use my Mel Brooks voice! [/QUOTE] I don't think you can call it robbery when a rabbi takes the money. I believe it's called a pledge, or to Christians a tithe. :biggrin1:

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

It's all kishke robbery, ,,,robbery schmobbery they got caught along w/everyone else. These rebbes will be doing the altecachter(sp!) dance in jail soon.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

It's all kishke robbery, ,,,robbery schmobbery they got caught along w/everyone else. These rebbes will be doing the altecachter(sp!) dance in jail soon.

hells you wunnaphul boi , ,,, butt u hrader n harder 2unnherstandh.
i unnherstandh bubkiss(sp!!!) wen u tipe.

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

hells you wunnaphul boi , ,,, butt u hrader n harder 2unnherstandh.
i unnherstandh bubkiss(sp!!!) wen u tipe.

Oy those goniffs. They good real schlemeziels into schlamazels w/those deals. Buy a kidney and sell for 160,000. Who's the schmuck there?!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

schlemeziels into schlamazels ...

Oy vey. A mentsh tracht und Gott lacht.
A shittern mogn... hells, ,,,

 

[2322]

"Stewardess, I speak Yiddish."

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

stop using the translater..stop schnooring for tid bits...heeee.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

How do we know that those charged are all Democrats, again?

 

[Principessa]

How do we know that those charged are all Democrats, again?

• It's New Jersey. :duh:
• Nobody was caught with a young boy or in a bathroom.
• The New York Times said all but one of the poiticians were Democrats.
  
  • Among the public officials arrested were Mayor Peter J. Cammarano III of Hoboken, who was a City Council member before he took office as mayor on July 1, and Mayor Dennis Elwell of Secaucus, both Democrats; Assemblyman L. Harvey Smith of Jersey City, also a Democrat; and Assemblyman Daniel M. Van Pelt, a Republican from Ocean County.

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

It's AWAYS NEW JERSEY. Don't MAKE me break out the Leo Rosten Joys of Yiddish!