Radar

The Dragon

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Yeah! Sometimes I go to a bar and my radar goes off! BEEP BEEP BEEP..

I see a smokin hot chick and she is just staring at my dick.. probably because it's hard and bulging in my jeans because I totally have a boner..

Then, before she can say anything, I slide up next to her BEEP BEEP BEEP RADAR IS BLAZING!! She's eyeing my boner and reaching into her purse for a can of pepper spray because it makes her feel powerful and sexy!!

I buy her a drink, all the while swaying my hips from side to side while my RADAR is going off. Then, because I am so hot, she throws her drink in my face to cool me off and coat me with tasty liquid to lick off me later.

I keep getting closer and then a huge bouncer who's radar must also be going off grabs me by the shoulders and folds me into a smaller, more painful facsimile of myself and tosses me out the door because he was totally radaring on the same chick!!

Sometimes the radar works, sometimes the radar is jammed. But I know when I hear that BEEP.....BEEP.....BEEP... it's time to get it on... or I'm daydreaming and stuck in traffic.. BUT STILL!!!

:lmao:You're funny!
 

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Yeah! Sometimes I go to a bar and my radar goes off! BEEP BEEP BEEP..

I see a smokin hot chick and she is just staring at my dick.. probably because it's hard and bulging in my jeans because I totally have a boner..

Then, before she can say anything, I slide up next to her BEEP BEEP BEEP RADAR IS BLAZING!! She's eyeing my boner and reaching into her purse for a can of pepper spray because it makes her feel powerful and sexy!!

I buy her a drink, all the while swaying my hips from side to side while my RADAR is going off. Then, because I am so hot, she throws her drink in my face to cool me off and coat me with tasty liquid to lick off me later.

I keep getting closer and then a huge bouncer who's radar must also be going off grabs me by the shoulders and folds me into a smaller, more painful facsimile of myself and tosses me out the door because he was totally radaring on the same chick!!

Sometimes the radar works, sometimes the radar is jammed. But I know when I hear that BEEP.....BEEP.....BEEP... it's time to get it on... or I'm daydreaming and stuck in traffic.. BUT STILL!!!
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Yeah! Sometimes I go to a bar and my radar goes off! BEEP BEEP BEEP..

I see a smokin hot chick and she is just staring at my dick.. probably because it's hard and bulging in my jeans because I totally have a boner..

Then, before she can say anything, I slide up next to her BEEP BEEP BEEP RADAR IS BLAZING!! She's eyeing my boner and reaching into her purse for a can of pepper spray because it makes her feel powerful and sexy!!

I buy her a drink, all the while swaying my hips from side to side while my RADAR is going off. Then, because I am so hot, she throws her drink in my face to cool me off and coat me with tasty liquid to lick off me later.

I keep getting closer and then a huge bouncer who's radar must also be going off grabs me by the shoulders and folds me into a smaller, more painful facsimile of myself and tosses me out the door because he was totally radaring on the same chick!!

Sometimes the radar works, sometimes the radar is jammed. But I know when I hear that BEEP.....BEEP.....BEEP... it's time to get it on... or I'm daydreaming and stuck in traffic.. BUT STILL!!!

ha ha :clap: