raffle for a hunting dog

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  1. B_Hickboy

    B_Hickboy New Member

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    That twinge in your intestines
    I didn't write this, but it makes me laugh so I thought I'd share it.

    A nice brown dog, as sound as a ring,
    He will be eight years old if he lives till Spring.
    He will piss on the carpet, shit on your grass.
    He has three white feet, and a hole in his ass.
    His eyes bulge out, and his cock caves in,
    But he's a damn fine dog for the shape he's in!
     
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