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There has been reference in earlier threads to a video in which Brandi Belle measures the cock of Ramon of BangBros. (For some reason his face is not shown, but anyone who has seen the guy's videos before will recognize his body and his cock immediately.) I have uploaded the pertinent part of the video to RapidShare. It's in WMV format, 10 MB in size (the video, not Ramon's cock).

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I also attach two screen shots that show, first, how Brandi applies the ruler, and, second, the measurement that she gets. (These shots are sharper than what you see in the video because they are taken from a less compressed version.) That measurement is, just as she says in the video, nine inches (or close enough that the difference is insignificant); but her method of measuring is faulty, at least if one wants to follow the method commonly observed in studies of penis length: she applies the ruler to the side of his penis rather than to the top. This will result in a significantly greater figure. For example, when I measure my own erect penis along the side, I get a figure of 8.5". That is very flattering, but it is a full inch less than the figure I usually get measuring along the top. Granted, one cannot assume that the difference between top and side measurements on one man's body will be the same as the difference on another man's body, but I would consider it safe to assume a difference of at least one half-inch. This means that Ramon's length is not more than 8.5", and is probably closer to 8".

On one hand, I find this surprising, as I had always thought that his dick was much bigger than that. On the other hand, it confirms two things that many posters on this forum have observed, namely, one, that the makers of porn videos are skilled in making dicks look as big as possible, and two, that almost everybody overestimates the size of a big dick. People will insist that such and such a porno actor has 9, 10, or 11 inches when the guy in question has less than that just because they don't appreciate how big a dick of 8 or 9 inches' length (at least when it is thick as well) looks and is.
 

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Glad you posted this.

I get frustrated when guys come on the site boasting about their 9 or 10" dick. They might say I'm skeptical because I'm smaller than that, but this is not the case. It is just incredibly rare, and always will be, to find a guy with 9 inches or more. Ramon's cock is obviously huge, and I think it's awesome that he's 8.5", because that will finally make the standard that 8.5" is enormous.

And hopefully it will encourage the guys who claim it to start measuring a little more truthfully.
 
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Thanks Calboner,
Ramon is variously touted as Ramonster, Largest Cock In The World, 13 Inches of Monster Meat, and numerous other superlative appellations which reek of exaggeration and an overzealousness to sell one on the false size
of his cock!

When one is in the business of selling his cock for commercial purposes: performing in porn, male dancing, male stripping, hustling, escorting...anything goes to hype the number! It does not matter what the ruler says..what seems to matter is how far the truth can be stretched!

You do well to remind all of us, the regulars and the newcomers, that there are standards for measurement which need to be adhered to and to remind
each of us to eschew deception and false claims!

Thank you Calboner for helping to bring a standard of excellence to LPSG, which is evident in all of the research and fact finding that you perform for all of us! You have become the Gold Standard of LPSG!
 

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For example, when I measure my own erect penis along the side, I get a figure of 8.5". That is very flattering, but it is a full inch less than the figure I usually get measuring along the top.
:doh: D'OH!

I meant a full inch MORE than the figure I get measuring along the top (which is 7.5"). I hope you all understood what I meant from the context.
way to much time on your hands

Ow! You got me, dude! To think that, instead of using my time to ascertain facts and dispel false judgments, I could have used it to photoshop pictures of myself and use them to claim that my dick is eleven inches long!
 

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You'll also notice they find these girls that are 5' tall with baby hands to play with these guys cocks'. They do everything they can including camera angles to make them as big as possible.

I would bet measuring on the side adds at least an inch. If not more depending on how far to the side you bend the penis.

Another interesting comparison (and I know all hand sizes are different) but looking at the cocks in the guys own hand, and then in the girls. It shows how small of girls they try to get to make them look bigger.
 
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OK, guys.
So I have been chilling out and checking up occasionally on various threads. WHAT does it matter in inches or cm exactly how long/thick you are? has a woman/guy EVER said to you in the heat of the moment..." hey , that's a mighty small dick you got there? let's call this off?" You lack 2.3756cm?
my feeling is, are you in proportion? are you chill with what you've got? can you use your cock to good effect? (and becuase I'm posting under CallBoner, is my spelling and grammar good)? because as I recall, you are what you are.
ps: there seems to be an awfull lot of 11" cocks on this site that seems same size as us(no offence) , I never measured my cock as 11"?
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God boy U from the colonies? that be a RESET button!
 

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OK, guys.
So I have been chilling out and checking up occasionally on various threads. WHAT does it matter in inches or cm exactly how long/thick you are?
A fair question. I think that you suggest the answer in your PS:
ps: there seems to be an awfull lot of 11" cocks on this site that seems same size as us(no offence) , I never measured my cock as 11"?
My point about posting the video and pictures of Ramon being measured was not to deny that he is a huge-dicked guy, but to provide evidence that people, even ones who are without deceitful intent, typically overestimate the size of large penises, whether in themselves or in others, whenever they try to express it in a determinate measurement. They see an eight-inch dick and estimate it as ten inches long. This has the effect of making people credulous of lies and exaggerations, and also makes a lot of men who are not huge-dicked underestimate their penis size in relation to statistical norms (e.g., the guys who show up on this forum saying things like "My penis is of just average size, 7" long x 6" around").

Of course, one can set the whole business of measurement aside and ask: what does it matter whether one guy's dick is longer or thicker than another guy's? I think that there are two sorts of answer to this. One is that it makes a difference to how things work in the sexual activities of the guys concerned, as shown in all the threads here about condom sizes, whether a thick dick is easier to take up the ass than a thin one, and so on. The other sort of answer is just that guys, and to some extent women, do care about these things, whether or not there is any reason in the nature of things why they should do so.
(and becuase I'm posting under CallBoner, is my spelling and grammar good)?
Um. . . . Well, you were doing fine up to that point. :rolleyes:
What's up with that little wart thing on his cock?
I think it is a bead implanted under the skin. There was something about it in one of his videos. As if the guy did not already have enough repulsive physical attributes!