SpeedoGuy said:
Not too long ago at a crowded sporting event I encountered an obnoxiously large Ford pickup truck parked in such a way as to occupy not one, not two, not three but fourparking slots. I guess the driver somehow felt entitled to occupy more spaces than anyone else.
So, I let the air out of all four tires. Flat.
as someone else said about someone else's act: that's not evil, it's justice!
i did a big nightclub no-no one evening many years ago:
the song "gloria" was hot, the dancefloor was packed, and the annoying little straight dj at hula's (yup sorcerer) hated *anything* that was popular. in fact, he put a little note up on the dj booth: "yes, i WILL play gloria." when he finally got 'round to it, he played the intro of the 12" version, literally, 5 times. imagine, you're getting all wound up, then BAM, back to the beginning.
anyway, i got pissed, wended my way from the back of the dancefloor to the dj booth, and hit the glass dj wall once, very firmly, with my fist. this caused the needle to pop right off the record, bringing the night to a screeching halt.
you would've thought the president had been shot at. security guys immediately materialized, the manager came running up, etc... i blended with the crowd, and noted that the dj behaved himself for the rest of the evening...