Random acts of Evil

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Not random well thought out

My One ex girlfriend and I were constantly breaking up and getting back together, I was madly in love (or so I thought), and she was a touch crazy.

She left me for another guy who could show her more attention, I having to attend college and work a 40 hour week couldnt show her enough.

She dated this guy and after a week tried to come back to me, I "accepted" and we began to make up, Just as we were at the moment of actual sex when I was about to enter her, I stopped and pulled away, said "now that I think about it, you're not worth it". And there I left her, I grabbed my clothes and left. I had dreamt of what I was going to to if she tried for the entire time we were seperated.
 

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Wilde316 said:
Not random well thought out

I stopped and pulled away, said "now that I think about it, you're not worth it". And there I left her, I grabbed my clothes and left. I had dreamt of what I was going to to if she tried for the entire time we were seperated.

I didn't realize that was evil. I guess I do have a story.

Sometimes, I do the whole cyber sex thing on the internet. Sometimes, If I don't enjoy it, or am not getting off, I will say something messed up to turn them off.
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Girl: Oh your dick is so big... mmm, I love it
me: Yah, you like that? *pulls out dick and grabs television remote control
Girl: oooo kinky, ok I will try this... Stick that big fat remote in my pussy.
Me: Shut up bitch, I am trying to watch the game.

Instant mood kill:biggrin1:
 

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OK, this is evil...another "be nice to your waiter" Mind...I don't do drugs (or wait tables) any more. This was 11 years ago. I'd just come from the bathroom where I'd done a huge line of crystal meth. My nose was plugged up. I had a really annoying table who were regulars. One woman was being exceptionally rude so I did a big farmer's blow in her soup right below the counter. She came in again after that so she probably just went home and either cleaned the house or fucked her husband's brains out.

When I went to church, we broke into the Pastor's garage and 4 or us actually picked up his son's Datsun Fairlady (like an MG) and turned it sideways in the garage. The only way to get it out was to pick it up again or use dollys.
 

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jeff black said:
I didn't realize that was evil. I guess I do have a story.

Sometimes, I do the whole cyber sex thing on the internet. Sometimes, If I don't enjoy it, or am not getting off, I will say something messed up to turn them off.
For example,

Girl: Oh your dick is so big... mmm, I love it
me: Yah, you like that? *pulls out dick and grabs television remote control
Girl: oooo kinky, ok I will try this... Stick that big fat remote in my pussy.
Me: Shut up bitch, I am trying to watch the game.

Instant mood kill:biggrin1:
(thinks of all the germs on the remote and shudders)
 

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My mother told me the story of how she and some of her girl friends were enjoying ice cream cones while standing on a San Francisco streetcorner one summer evening back in the 1950s. A car full of teenaged boys slowed down and stopped in front of them while honking its horn. One of the boys in the car stuck his ass out the window and mooned the group of girls.

The group of girls was aghast and repelled by the sight of the hairy bunghole and the evil laughter of the boys. Yet one of my mother's friends regained her wits enough to stride quickly up to the curb and deftly shove her ice cream cone directly into the guy's ass. :eek: The car roared away with the laughter groups reversed.

Way to turn the tables on the agressor.