Prologue: I'm fucked up.
1. I'm not shy to the point it's absurd.
Nothing wrong with that. That is an assett.
2. I talk to my car on a constant basis. "Don't I baby?"
That puts new spin on the term "autoerotic".
3. Tall guys literally make me horny... literally.
I can't imagine your reactions at an NBA game.
4. The only things that blows my hard-ass exterior is roaches and spiders.. I've literally started crying infront of a large amount of strangers my fear is so bad.
Indiana Jones movies are bad date movies then.
5. I think I'm going to get raped or robbed when I'm walking to my car.
That's no joke there. If I were there, I'd gladly be a body guard.
6. When I masturbate it's really hard for me to fantasize so I usually end up thinking about really great sex I've had in the past.
With your looks, I am sure you have had no shortage of men wanting the priviledge. Hopefully they were worthy of you.
7. I'm constantly flirting with men.. constantly.
ME, ME, ME!! PICK ME!!!
8. I fucking can't STAND it when people tell me to lower my voice.
Please speak up!:biggrin1:
9. I hate it when hair gets stuck to my wet feet... EGHHH!!!
I hate that with a passion
10. I'm always thinking about weight.. always.
Why? You look GOOD!