Random and obscure facts about yourself!

[cliftoncock]

I shook hands with and had a brief conversation with Margaret Thatcher in 1988.
I'm now seriously embarassed about this.

Last year i went 11 months without ejaculating.

I prefer sex with complete strangers.

I hoard tinned food.

I always give money to tramps.

I've never touched a womans breast.

I love Italy but dislike Greece.

I have a lingering affection for the Church of England.

My favourite starter is snails.

One of my oldest straight friends thinks I'm also straight, yet I've been in love with him for 18 years.

I hate bathing, but don't smell.

 

[rbkwp]

I have a lingering affection for the Church of England.





Sorry
thought that said Lingerie attraction
until i realised that's one of my own / only attractions to the Female bod ...
(often think of Taureg Felines in Lingerie!)

 

[798686]

I fell off a parachute once, when I was parascending behind a ski-boat. The harness wasn't attached properly, so one side came loose when I was in the air, and I fell down into a lake. Which was bloody freezing.

It did seem quite amusing afterwards, altho my new trainers got a bit wrecked. >:[

 

[Drifterwood]

I once saw a bloke fall into a freezing lake and laughed my bollocks off.

 

[798686]

I once saw a bloke fall into a freezing lake and laughed my bollocks off.

Yes, it was me, you twat. :tongue:

 

[nudeyorker]

I quit smoking two years ago today! :laola: I have over $12K in a "I quit smoking" savings account from the money I would have spent on cigarettes!

 

[Sirramm]

I quit smoking two years ago today! :laola: I have over $12K in a "I quit smoking" savings account from the money I would have spent on cigarettes!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!! I wish I could give up a few vices!!!!

 

[Big_Dick_Bottom]

I lived in the only place in the world where a lion eats a whale in the desert....

 

[submit452]

I have read Philip Roth and Kurt Vonnegut and preferred Vonnegut ove Roth. Portnoy's Complaint was a total litany of not funny

 

[rbkwp]

occasionally ponder
if life would have been so much better?/.different
if i totally followed a committed Christian path
(maybe 20 times thought of such in life)
also maybe thinking because today being a Sunday am, and a 'extreme' USA movie on such at the moment??

Geuss can get off ass and ask someone who has?
WILL they tell the honest Truth tho?

 

[ChileCat]

I have a prehensile tongue.

 

[nudeyorker]

I have a prehensile tongue.

I must say the mind reels in thinking of a few ways to put that to good use.:wink:

 

[TwinTigers]

I once caught a catfish taller than me. Took me over an hour to reel in, and letting it back in the water was a moment of pure bliss. Until next time Frenchy..

 

[rbkwp]

I once caught a catfish taller than me. Took me over an hour to reel in, and letting it back in the water was a moment of pure bliss. Until next time Frenchy..









BEST
i have heard since Adam won the Masters yesterday
can just imagine the thrill of it all ..

 

[MickeyLee]

summer time.
i am shedding hair like a wookie with alopecia.

nothing like hair caught in your buttcrack to ruin a "i'm a pretty-princess" day/moment

 

[185248]

I have to have my ears syringed out every 12 months. They tend to block up with wax and shit, don't know if the shit part comes from the outside of my head, or the inside