Random sexist joke......

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    Firstly i wanna point out that i am not a sexist person just to be clear....i just thought my joke was pretty good for a made up on the spot thing.....probably why it may be considered lame but hey here goes......


    ......what is the difference between women and sheep?.....



    ......there is an 'L' in the words when women speak!



    Get it......some dont but there you go!
     
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    Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
    A: Fuck her.
     
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    pmsl :biggrin1:
     
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    omg, thats so fucking stupid....

    LAUGHED MY GODDAMN ASS OFF.
     
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    Never ask a blond gay man where he was reared...

    He will tell you the make of the vehicle...
     
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