Random thoughts II

[chicagosam]

I know you are hot for my cock, Sammy. Everyone knows that. It was just an expression, like those used on Jeffy (above), of something between impatience and flirtation.

*snores and rolls over to sleep for a few more hours*

 

[fortiesfun]

*snores and rolls over to sleep for a few more hours while taking it up the ass the whole time*

You gotta get some better hung partners, Sammy.

 

[chicagosam]

You gotta get some better hung partners, Sammy.

I don't need to get anyone, Doc, they come to me and because of me. Didn't you know? I'm the hottest guy on the internet.:biggrin1:

 

[fortiesfun]

I don't need to get anyone, Doc, they come to me and because of me. Didn't you know? I'm the hottest guy on the internet.:biggrin1:

So I've being reading on stall walls recently...

 

[chicagosam]

So I've being reading on stall walls recently...

So much for LPSG literati . . .

 

[jeff black]

You make my penis so hard.

 

[chicagosam]

You make my penis so hard.

It's the least I can do for you. It's my role in life as a role model! I am a penis hardener!

FYI: I am your mentor teacher, Jeff! Wear something comfortable at all times as your penis should be hard at all times. It is the only concealed weapon we are allowed to have in the classroom, and also neccessary for those chance "screw a colleague on your desk" days. I am surprised Doc didn't think of this, he's always trying to get in your pants! What irony—he's in hot pursuit of the prize and can't, and I'm not in pursuit and can! Hmmmm.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Random thought.

 

[Belly_Dancer]

When I'm taking codeine cough syrup, it's virtually impossible for me to orgasm.

 

[jeff black]

When I'm taking codeine cough syrup, it's virtually impossible for me to orgasm.

That's funny.. me too...

I get hard and can go and go and go... but no orgasm.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I can honestly say that I've never attempted sex while on codeine cough syrup...

 

[jeff black]

I'm not on codeine right now. Bet you can't guess how I know that? :tongue: :redface:

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I'm not on codeine right now. Bet you can't guess how I know that? :tongue: :redface:

I think I got that figured out. :wink:

 

[chicagosam]

I think I got that figured out. :wink:

Nothing gets past you, Meg! Wanna fuck?

 

[fortiesfun]

I like Mondays best when there is no staff meeting. Discuss.

 

[D_alex8]

I like Mondays best when there is no staff meeting. Discuss.

The meeting of two sturdy staffs can be a beautiful thing, no matter what day of the week it is.

 

[fortiesfun]

The meeting of two sturdy staffs can be a beautiful thing, no matter what day of the week it is.

Is viagra an agenda item?

 

[D_alex8]

Is viagra an agenda item?

It's certainly a gender item, which is near enough.

 

[fortiesfun]

Blue pill heaven is a place on earth.

 

[fortiesfun]

Whoa? Did I just win KILL THIS THREAD? It seems to be locked with me as the last poster.