I work retail, and many mornings i am alone, opening the store. Well today I had a lot of free time before unlocking the doors, and I was rather horny. So, I decided to blow a load in the bathroom. Somewhat similarly, I was walking alone on a nature trail at a local metro park. Horniness struck me, so I decided to walk off into the woods where no one could see, and I blew a load on a tree. So my question to you guys (or girls). Where are some of the most random places you got yourself off at?
I have definitely gotten off at work many times! I think they weirdest place I jerked off was in the bathroom of the Eiffel Tower. I did it just so I could say I did it.....any now I am!
How about on a school bus..with people all around..I can do it just about anywhere and nobody knows..I was 14 by the way in case anybody wants to try to call me some pedophile or somethin..
In the last year I started giving a fuck less and just going for it on some occasions. Got off one time at the car wash to a girl w big tits and cleavage as she bent over and cleaned out the interior of her car. A good place to jerk off while your in your car is to find a drive-thru automatic car wash. Get the premium wash and you should have plenty of time to rub one out before the car is done being cleaned.
I used to always masturbate in the toilets at my old work, almost every day infact. I have also done it on a train & at the back of a bus, though didn't cum...
Oh yeah...when a boy working on my uncles' farm...wearing shorts...the green metal seat on the John Deere tractor would get hot and I'd get horny. I'd turn around in the seat and hump the curved part until......:biggrin:
If random can mean "in the boondocks"....well, I was on a tiger hunt (photos only) in Nepal, riding in a howdah on the back of an elephant. The backward and forward movements of the elephant got me all horny......so I did it. My mahout was sitting in front of me straddling the elephant's head, facing away from me, and could not see what I was doing (unless he turned around).
I've done it at work many of times. I've done in the bathroom of a gray hound bus. I've done it in the wood be hind a house, I'm sure they could see me and i didnt care!
In a public washroom at a university library during operating hours. Even worse, standing up at a urinal. Don't know what I was thinking, but noone came in to interrupt! :biggrin1:
Hmm.... so many places. Church lobby, church bathroom, school bathroom, in class, in the car with the family on a long trip... (covered by a blanket and only slowly massaged with two finger tips... took hours!), in the woods, in a public hot tub... the list goes on.
Thanks to being introduced to sexual activity at around 5 years old, I started masturbating a lot in weird places. I've done it at my Grandma's house, a neighbor's house, my friend's house while babysitting her little half brother and sister and the worst time was during the school day in Junior High. I no longer finger fuck. I will only masturbate at home with a vibrator now. Or a really lonely shampoo bottle. :redface:
Nestled in a large Eucalypt (Gum Tree) about 15 yrs of age, came easy,them days watching a rooster perform on a chick.n ( does that mean i am into beastiality/poultryality perhaps) enz
I spent my time in a foxhole in basic also and as horny as I am I can honestly say that never crossed my mind. I applaud you.