Randomest place you've ever masturbated

[kwijibo]

about 30 minutes ago i jacked off in my car. while driving. and managed to blow my load without getting into an accident. dont know why i did it lol i just got really horny. and then i remembered this thread and decided to tell you all.

 

[basedgod]

My school bathroom in the teachers lounge lol

 

[kwijibo]

My school bathroom in the teachers lounge lol

lol i jerkoff sometimes in the bathroom of my work. im there for ten hours gotta have some release

 

[D_LeonardoDeCrapio]

Inside a bathroom stall at Kohls.

 

[ialooking]

on my ex's face/mouth while he was asleep.
In a crowded discco while on a cruise, same guy we jerked each other off.

 

[B_Glib]

public/business restrooms, public pool, the sidewalk outside my house
nothing that cool

 

[D_i756frl]

In a forest while I was cycling alone on some country roads. Got really horny, pulled over, walked into the trees a bit, whipped it out and cummed everywhere

 

[colgan1999]

my car, my riding mower

 

[deleted278588]

Rest area urinal. Back of a shoe store with 2 employees

 

[eddie63]

Side of the road driving home late one night.

 

[myhappypants]

Was going commando yesterday had to take a friend back to where he works on the other side of Michigan. On the way back I'm alone I decide to let my cock get some air I pull it out the side of my loose cotton type shorts. I'm driving down i-96,69,75 with my cock out jerking all boned up. It was a hot fun time for me. Had to control myself. I didn't want to blow a load as I wouldn't have been able to clean up the aftermath. What a turn on.

 

[FleshlightKing]

in the classroom while the teacher wasn't paying attention

Nice lol I blow a huge load one time in the bathroom in high school I left it sitting on the toilet seat...and they were black so you would see it nice and clearly

 

[B_Hornaplenty]

For me it was years ago when I was in the Army, at night while doing guard duty. My post was the battalion motor pool at the remote edge of the base. About 10 pm a car came down the perimeter road and parked. In a few minutes I heard a woman crying out "no, no..." so I shouted to the guy to get out of there. The car drove away, but left me thinking about the guy trying to get his cock into her mouth or cunt, arousing me so much I stepped between two trucks, opened my fly, pulled out my package and jacked a load there.

 

[Straighteightguy]

I have climbed 45 of the 54 14er's in Colorado and have left seed on most of them.

I've climbed a few of them and it would have been more fun if I sucked your cock on their summits!

Charlie

 

[avgguy25]

Doctor's office waiting for the doctor to come in.

 

[kippal]

top of el yunque when me and my boyfriend climbed off the trail, great view, better pics

 

[someperson]

outside

 

[derrick10]

I jerked off in a cave in Hocking Hills. And at night under the St.Louis arch.

 

[House21]

I get bored easily and can jack off very quickly. I've masturbated at virtually every workplace I've had, bathrooms at the schools I've gone to, secluded areas of parks during the day. I guess the most random would be at a stand up stall in a mens room with no dividing walls. If anyone walked in I would have been busted, but I think that was part of the excitement factor.

 

[deleted722261]

Public bathroom in the park