Randomest place you've ever masturbated

[jockmaestro]

In the stacks of the library at The Ohio State University.

Yeah, buddy! I did this several times at a college in VT. Libraries, turns out, are full of guys looking to get sucked off. Where you nervous?

 

[Pecker Check]

Well, I was in a hospital in Saudi Arabia. An Egyptian doctor was going to operate on me next morning for a hernia. An adorable (male of course) orderly came in to prep me for the surgery. While he was moving my junk around to shave it I sprang a huge hardon. Actually, it was all so weird I didn't realize I'd gottn hard until he smiled and said: "Guess you're very sensitive down there." I looked down and saw I was dribbling precum like mad. Right after he left I went into my room's john and rubbed out one of my biggest, most propulsive loads ever. Next morning surgery followed by an afternoon of waking up in nasty, nasty pain. Is all of that sort of random?

 

[shymichael]

Ona gondola in front of friends as a dare in mammoth lakes. Lots of dares from friends that think it's hysterical that I am open enough to do it. Also in the back of a truck bed at a drive in with 2 buddies snickering that I accepted the dare.

 

[openfly]

Well, I was in a hospital in Saudi Arabia. An Egyptian doctor was going to operate on me next morning for a hernia. An adorable (male of course) orderly came in to prep me for the surgery. While he was moving my junk around to shave it I sprang a huge hardon. Actually, it was all so weird I didn't realize I'd gottn hard until he smiled and said: "Guess you're very sensitive down there." I looked down and saw I was dribbling precum like mad. Right after he left I went into my room's john and rubbed out one of my biggest, most propulsive loads ever. Next morning surgery followed by an afternoon of waking up in nasty, nasty pain. Is all of that sort of random?

Just curious when this happened? About 2011 I had a hernia operation via laser and never felt a thing, although the dr said to take it easy for a few days