Randy Quaid

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    He's not really my type, but was watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation with this scene that showed Randy Quaid with a huge bulge down his thigh. Not sure if anyone else seen it.
     
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    Ahhh yes, I love that movie AND scene, however I prefer his brother, Dennis.
    Seems like I read somewhere though that Randy when interviewed said that "package" shot was for tongue-in-cheek purpose.
     
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    Pot. Kettle. (Jeff) Black. :rolleyes:

    He's turning at speed with a smile, it's a fraction-of-a-second thing in the movie.
     
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    Alex, come make some tea.

    I like Randy quaid.. I just think that he plays the retarded guy too well. :biggrin1: So good in the National Lampoon's films.
     
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    Maybe it grows. :rolleyes:
     
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    I also saw the scene in Christmas Vacation and have the DVD. When he and Chevy Chase are pushing shopping cart in store Quaid definitely shows a HUGE bulge. I have climaxed more than once to that scene. It's the only scene in show where he shows but it is so HOT! His pants are really tight. It may be stuffing but it sure looks like the real thing.
     
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    He also grabs it for a second in that scene.
     
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    It's a joke I believe. Later in the movie after he kidnaps Clark's boss, the boss' wife says something along the lines of "...a monstrous, bulging man...!" when describing cousin Eddie to the cops on the phone.
     
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    I also believe it was a joke. Indeed if you listen to the commentary by the cast on the DVD they mention that it's a miniature bottle of liquor stuffed down his pants. That was talked about in this thread not that long ago. I don't know if I believe it's a bottle, but seeing that nude pic linked to above I think it's obvious something else caused that bulge.
     
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    I see from this pic of him onstage that it's a trick he's used more than once.
     

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    another padded on the stage pic
     

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    Sorry I didn't post these all at once, but I'm finding them one at a time, but this one explains why he's making use of a false staff.
     
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    oops no attachment made it on the last post, here it is:
     

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    From reading, it seems he insisted on padding his crotch with a codpiece (see attached picture of said codpiece) for scheduled for broadway production of "Lone Star Love". He began not showing up for pre-broadway performances, but rather allowed his understudy to act his part instead. He and the producers fell out, the broadway opening was canned, and it just goes to show that men who wear codpieces malign the diginity of the truly hung, and naught but ill can come of it....even when you're adapting Shake Spears' False Staff, you have do your part no matter how little it might be.
     

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    I always wondered about that scene in Christmas Vacation, but I figured it was fake, even tho it looks good! I wonder why they chose to have that in a "family" movie? He even grabs it to make it more obvious. BTW, he had great abs in that younger pic. Just like Dennis. There's a great scene of Dennis Quaid in Dreamscape in tight briefs. Nice swimmers physique.
     
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