How would you rank the guys left competing on American Idol as far as their microphones are concerned?
Mine, from biggest to smallest:
(Jason Castro)*
1. Michael Johns-I'm willing to bet he's hung like a donkey.
2. Chickeze-Looks like he'd have something impressive on him.
3. David Cook-As drop dead sexy as I think he is, I'd guess he's very very average, maybe even small. Also, I'd wager very hairy and very thick.
(Jason Castro)*
-David Archuleta is only 17 still, so I won't go there...
*Now, Jason Castro is the only one I really can't decide on. I can't tell one way or the other with that guy. But, I do have a feeling he's definitely on one end of the spectrum, I'm guessing he's either absolutely massive or incredibly, Vienna sausage-esque, tiny. I'd like to think he's huge, but I do have my doubts...The reason he's on there twice is because if I'm right, he'd most likely be either the biggest in the competition, or the smallest.
Mine, from biggest to smallest:
(Jason Castro)*
1. Michael Johns-I'm willing to bet he's hung like a donkey.
2. Chickeze-Looks like he'd have something impressive on him.
3. David Cook-As drop dead sexy as I think he is, I'd guess he's very very average, maybe even small. Also, I'd wager very hairy and very thick.
(Jason Castro)*
-David Archuleta is only 17 still, so I won't go there...
*Now, Jason Castro is the only one I really can't decide on. I can't tell one way or the other with that guy. But, I do have a feeling he's definitely on one end of the spectrum, I'm guessing he's either absolutely massive or incredibly, Vienna sausage-esque, tiny. I'd like to think he's huge, but I do have my doubts...The reason he's on there twice is because if I'm right, he'd most likely be either the biggest in the competition, or the smallest.