How would you rank the guys left competing on American Idol as far as their microphones are concerned? Mine, from biggest to smallest: (Jason Castro)* 1. Michael Johns-I'm willing to bet he's hung like a donkey. 2. Chickeze-Looks like he'd have something impressive on him. 3. David Cook-As drop dead sexy as I think he is, I'd guess he's very very average, maybe even small. Also, I'd wager very hairy and very thick. (Jason Castro)* -David Archuleta is only 17 still, so I won't go there... *Now, Jason Castro is the only one I really can't decide on. I can't tell one way or the other with that guy. But, I do have a feeling he's definitely on one end of the spectrum, I'm guessing he's either absolutely massive or incredibly, Vienna sausage-esque, tiny. I'd like to think he's huge, but I do have my doubts...The reason he's on there twice is because if I'm right, he'd most likely be either the biggest in the competition, or the smallest.