Rant about cock measurements

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by filos0fa, Mar 12, 2011.

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How should we measure our cocks in?

  1. Length (cm or inches)

    54.0%
  2. Volume

    28.6%
  3. Weight

    1.6%
  4. Pleasure given

    6.3%
  5. Thrusts per minute

    6.3%
  6. By eye

    3.2%
  1. filos0fa

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    Excuse my rant.

    I just been reading the post about Chris Stokes video showing his cock was 6". However, many people started to add the inches to him because of the curvature of his cock.

    I think measuring the cock in length and girth can be misleading. One guy measuring the length of his cock over and over again will get a variation. The girth also changes as you go from the shaft to the tip. So does "My cock is 8 by 6" tell us how big your cock is compared to other? One guy may have 6inch girth all the way down (lucky bugger), the other has 6 inches at the base but 4 the rest of the way.

    We can't rely on it visually! As you know from many porn videos there are ways of making a cock look bigger than it is. I could take 100s of pictures of my cock in different angles and I bet I can get one making me look tiny and huge.

    We should be measuring cock by volume. And how should we do it? Lets not deal with mathematics. Calculating the volume of a cylinder is easy. But a cock isn't a perfect shape. Lets think practical. We need a mould of our cock. Like one you use to create a dildo from your own cock. Once the mould has set. We finally have a replica of your cock. Next step is to fill it with water to the base of the mould. Now pour the water into measuring jug and read the value.

    Now we can talk litres or pints of cock!

    ...

    Now I feel better.

    Oh by the way. I don't care about size of anyone else's cock. I care about how much pleasure my partner gets from sex. Can we measure that?

    Best wishes,

    G
     
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    I suppose you also know about a method to weigh your cock?
     
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    filos0fa - Think you have too much time on your hands.
     
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    Kitchen scales.
     
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    haha ,i like your thoughts, filos0fa. Raised on farm and we weigh with cotton scales.haha. i guess i need to catch up with modern times.
     
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    Sounds like a good idea. Flaccid or erect, would that make any difference?
     
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    Not possible to weigh an erect penis :frown1:
     
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    I would do both. Tells you if you are a grower or a shower. Could you get a body mass index on cocks?
     
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    That is out of my depth.
     
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    How exactly could you weigh an erect penis?
     
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    Can't think of a way. Probably after my night out tonight something will come to mind.

    Initial thought.

    Get your bodyweight with a flaccid penis.
    Get your bodyweight with an erect penis.
    Weigh your flaccid penis and add the difference of the above.

    But I assume when your penis goes erect the blood flows in so there may not be any weight difference.

    You can probably calculate it by force. But you need scientific equipment for that.
     
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    Good luck, I think you will prob come up with a way to time travel first.
     
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    Using Newtons law

    Force = Mass x Acceleration

    So

    Mass = Force / Acceleration

    Now we need to measure force (may need someone to thrust) and acceleration (funny images in my head about this).

    Then we need mathematics after all.
     
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    Don't forget the size of the brain in your calculations! If that number is smaller than the result of the above mentioned law, then you are a grower and the owner of a BMW. I'm afraid I need a few days off now!
     
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    The human body has nearly the same density as water. Measure the volume of the penis with water displacement. The figure in milliliters will be the mass in grams of the displaced water.

    You might also want to look at this thread:

    http://www.lpsg.org/55111-penis-volume-chart.html
     
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    I like the sound of the chart. But I need some time and money to buy a tape measure :s.
     
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    I always think of sizes in terms of length and girth (e.g. 7" X 5"). I suppose this can be called "volume", however, as the OP previously stated, girth is not totally uniform so this method doesn't give an exact and true volume. I think (at least on LPSG) this is the way most guys express/define their size.
     
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