Rate my dick, plz!!!!11

[burns1de]

Ha ha, just kidding. :wink:

Seriously, those threads are becoming annoying. Is it ALWAYS like this?

 

[B_Kshelby67]

Try getting them in your pm inbox daily.
My only reply will be from now on: No cock is as beautiful as burns1de. the end.

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

Great cock, man!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Top to bottom, burns1de is a beautiful dick.

 

[D_Charlie Peen]

Your cock really looks like a dildo. Shame you're straight lol

 

[novice_btm]

Besides, Burns, like you aren't already aware of my ratings on yours!!! :bj:

But yeah, those threads SUCK, and NOT in the you-grabbing-my-ears-and-pulling-my-face-up-between-your-legs way, either. :tongue:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Yes - it is always like this (says she, having been here for all of about 5 minutes!)

But to answer your question - I love your gallery page because you have loads of different angled shots so it looks like your [very appealing] cock is dancing around my screen!

Huzzah! Huzzah for burns1de and his pretty, prancing prick!:smile:

 

[Pecker]

Ur Dik Is Hughg!!!111

 

[agnslz]

Funny how this thread turned into what it was meant to deride.

 

[crescendo69]

I will not rate his d....nnnnnnnnngggggggthhh 10!

 

[burns1de]

Funny how this thread turned into what it was meant to deride.

I guess my particular brand of sarcasm is lost on some people.

 

[agnslz]

I guess my particular brand of sarcasm is lost on some people.

So you don't find ratings threads annoying and actually wanted to get those kinds of responses?

 

[B_Classified88]

Online sarcasm is the best, kind of like an inside joke with yourself, but yeah I realized there was alot of threads like that so I just made one in Young and Hung, don't want to make a bad impression with the females so soon haha

 

[novice_btm]

I dunno, my response responded to both the literal, and the sarcastic, but I think my responses that focus on Burn's 1% might make him nervous. :tongue:

 

[burns1de]

So you don't find ratings threads annoying and actually wanted to get those kinds of responses?

No, that's fine, I already receive about 12-15 private messages a day from people telling me that I have an awesome dick, it's not like I need the public accolades. It seems that every other thread in here is from an insecure dude wanting the women to tell him he's got a big penis. Hence, this sarcastic thread.

 

[burns1de]

I dunno, my response responded to both the literal, and the sarcastic, but I think my responses that focus on Burn's 1% might make him nervous. :tongue:

LOL, not nervous... but I've noticed that you guys sure are hanging on to that 1% like crazy!

 

[novice_btm]

...It seems that every other thread in here is from an insecure dude wanting the women to tell him he's got a big penis. Hence, this sarcastic thread.

No, you're totally right, and they're totally annoying. It's the identical thread to "Am I 'big'? I've posted pix in my gallery for you to tell me."

LOL, not nervous... but I've noticed that you guys sure are hanging on to that 1% like crazy!

Not really. It's more that you're a good-looking guy, have a nice cock, and are good-natured about the teasing. So, it just leads to more teasing, and even occasional wishful thinking. :wink: But really, it's just that you're a cool guy and are fun to interact with.

 

[HUNGHUGE11X7]

LOL, not nervous... but I've noticed that you guys sure are hanging on to that 1% like crazy!

That's b/c we know from experience that 1% is actually considerably more when you get to the real story and the truth comes out.

By the way on a scale of 1 to 10 your dick would be an 11 :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:


:banana:
HORSE

 

[D_golden parachute]

11 isn't on the scale of 1 to 10 though.

 

[burns1de]

That's b/c we know from experience that 1% is actually considerably more when you get to the real story and the truth comes out.

By the way on a scale of 1 to 10 your dick would be an 11 :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:


:banana:
HORSE

Thanks for the compliment, but there's no 'real story' behind that 1% - I just believe that sexuality is more complex than just putting a 'gay' or 'hetero' label on someone, that's it.