Rate my dick, plz!!!!11

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  1. burns1de

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    Ha ha, just kidding. :wink:

    Seriously, those threads are becoming annoying. Is it ALWAYS like this?
     
  2. B_Kshelby67

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    Try getting them in your pm inbox daily.
    My only reply will be from now on: No cock is as beautiful as burns1de. the end.
     
  3. D_Harry_Crax

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    Great cock, man!
     
  4. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Top to bottom, burns1de is a beautiful dick.
     
  5. D_Charlie Peen

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    Your cock really looks like a dildo. Shame you're straight :D lol
     
  6. novice_btm

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    Besides, Burns, like you aren't already aware of my ratings on yours!!! :bj:

    But yeah, those threads SUCK, and NOT in the you-grabbing-my-ears-and-pulling-my-face-up-between-your-legs way, either. :tongue:
     
  7. ManlyBanisters

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    Yes - it is always like this (says she, having been here for all of about 5 minutes!)

    But to answer your question - I love your gallery page because you have loads of different angled shots so it looks like your [very appealing] cock is dancing around my screen!

    Huzzah! Huzzah for burns1de and his pretty, prancing prick!:smile:
     
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    Ur Dik Is Hughg!!!111
     
  9. agnslz

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    Funny how this thread turned into what it was meant to deride.:rolleyes:
     
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    I will not rate his d....nnnnnnnnngggggggthhh 10!
     
  11. burns1de

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    I guess my particular brand of sarcasm is lost on some people.
     
  12. agnslz

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    So you don't find ratings threads annoying and actually wanted to get those kinds of responses?
     
  13. B_Classified88

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    Online sarcasm is the best, kind of like an inside joke with yourself, but yeah I realized there was alot of threads like that so I just made one in Young and Hung, don't want to make a bad impression with the females so soon haha
     
  14. novice_btm

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    I dunno, my response responded to both the literal, and the sarcastic, but I think my responses that focus on Burn's 1% might make him nervous. :tongue:
     
  15. burns1de

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    No, that's fine, I already receive about 12-15 private messages a day from people telling me that I have an awesome dick, it's not like I need the public accolades. It seems that every other thread in here is from an insecure dude wanting the women to tell him he's got a big penis. Hence, this sarcastic thread.
     
  16. burns1de

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    LOL, not nervous... but I've noticed that you guys sure are hanging on to that 1% like crazy!
     
  17. novice_btm

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    No, you're totally right, and they're totally annoying. It's the identical thread to "Am I 'big'? I've posted pix in my gallery for you to tell me." :rolleyes:

    Not really. It's more that you're a good-looking guy, have a nice cock, and are good-natured about the teasing. So, it just leads to more teasing, and even occasional wishful thinking. :wink: But really, it's just that you're a cool guy and are fun to interact with.
     
  18. HUNGHUGE11X7

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    That's b/c we know from experience that 1% is actually considerably more when you get to the real story and the truth comes out.

    By the way on a scale of 1 to 10 your dick would be an 11 :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:


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    HORSE
     
  19. D_golden parachute

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    11 isn't on the scale of 1 to 10 though.
     
  20. burns1de

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    Thanks for the compliment, but there's no 'real story' behind that 1% - I just believe that sexuality is more complex than just putting a 'gay' or 'hetero' label on someone, that's it.
     
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