Rate my Phallus - "The Perfect Phallus" style

[vespertine212]

Anyone ever checked out Mrs. Candy's blog, "The Perfect Phallus?" It's super awesome. I was checking it out and wondering how I'd do being rated by such standards.

If anyone would like to rate my cock on a scale of 1 to 10, I would love to hear it.

Here is a letter I just PM'd Mrs. Candy. I'd appreciate anyone's comments:


Dear Mrs. Candy,

I just discovered your blog and love it!

I have a couple of pictures here and many more at newbienudes.com (same nickname - vespertine212).

I'm sure i don't have the type of cock you'd put on your site, but i'd still love to hear your frank review if you wouldn't mind spending a brief moment checking out my pictures.

My cock may not be so exceptional as many on your site, but I tend to get nice compliments. So I'd really love to hear the opinion of an expert!

I don't have all the 5 measurements exactly, but if it helps, I'm 7.25" long with 5" girth. I hope thats enough to get at least a ballpark rating.

All the best! Thank you for your amazing contribution.

Yours,
vespertine212

 

[Master Blaster]

FYI...
the URL - The Perfect Phallus

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Dear Mrs. Candy,

I'm sure i don't have the type of cock you'd put on your site, but i'd still love to hear your frank review if you wouldn't mind spending a brief moment checking out my pictures.

Yours,
vespertine212

While Mrs. Candy can speak for herself, I think your unit would fit seamlessly into her bouquet.