Rate my Phallus - "The Perfect Phallus" style

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by vespertine212, Nov 30, 2006.

  1. vespertine212

    vespertine212 New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2006
    Messages:
    30
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York City
    Anyone ever checked out Mrs. Candy's blog, "The Perfect Phallus?" It's super awesome. I was checking it out and wondering how I'd do being rated by such standards.

    If anyone would like to rate my cock on a scale of 1 to 10, I would love to hear it.

    Here is a letter I just PM'd Mrs. Candy. I'd appreciate anyone's comments:


    Dear Mrs. Candy,

    I just discovered your blog and love it!

    I have a couple of pictures here and many more at newbienudes.com (same nickname - vespertine212).

    I'm sure i don't have the type of cock you'd put on your site, but i'd still love to hear your frank review if you wouldn't mind spending a brief moment checking out my pictures.

    My cock may not be so exceptional as many on your site, but I tend to get nice compliments. So I'd really love to hear the opinion of an expert!

    I don't have all the 5 measurements exactly, but if it helps, I'm 7.25" long with 5" girth. I hope thats enough to get at least a ballpark rating.

    All the best! Thank you for your amazing contribution.

    Yours,
    vespertine212
     
  2. Master Blaster

    Master Blaster Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2005
    Messages:
    230
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    38
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Montreal (QC, CA)
  3. D_Gunther Snotpole

    D_Gunther Snotpole Account Disabled

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2005
    Messages:
    14,610
    Likes Received:
    5
    While Mrs. Candy can speak for herself, I think your unit would fit seamlessly into her bouquet.
     
Draft saved Draft deleted