Rate the intelligence of the poster after you

[589189]

Well technically, the next poster is intelligent enough to log in and type a comment in this forum....but is actually only there is an assistant for the real LPSG user.....so the next user, is as thick as two short planks. You could also argue that the next poster isnt too bright for posting on behalf of a complete fool......and im commenting on this ....so how smart am i ??....AAARRRRGGGGGGG

 

[Chantillylace]

^ must be right because he sure confused the shit out of me.

The next poster is very smart, even claims being a member of MENSA... However couldn't get laid if his/her life depepnded on it, because he/she is too busy figuring out the complete square root of pi.

 

[riellox]

What a perfect portrait of me!
next poster will be less smart, and much sexier!

 

[B_stu.kay823]

You reckon. Graduated with a master's degree and a 5.2 gpa

next poster will be street smart but not sooper book smart

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

It once took him 2 hrs to watch SIXTY MINUTES

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

true

next up is just dumber than a bag of hammers

 

[accemb]

Claims to have a dick the size of a baseball bat.

 

[589189]

HOME-RUN........

The next poster is a rare find....a person so intelligent that they present as a complete imbecile.........

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

99% of that smoke isn't cigarette smoke- it's him trying to think of something clever & witty for his next post.

 

[Hoss]

I can so eat at the same time!



the next 1 is 3 figs shy of a Newton

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

His mustache is like Sampson and his hair- cut it off and he becomes more zombified than ever(Is that possible?)

 

[Hoss]

spends half the day trying to figure which is the left sock and which is the right.

 

[accemb]

His/her goal is to wake up tomorrow morning.

 

[joyboytoy79]

He is, without doubt, the most intelligent sofa cushion ever. In fact, he has as much intelligence as that of every other sofa cushion in the world combined.

 

[accemb]

Believes in The Tooth Fairy

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Let's put it to you this way; I saw him go up to a guy and his ventriloquist's dummy and tried talking to the dummy like he was a real person.

 

[hockeyguy741]

thinks Star Trek is a documentary film......

 

[accemb]

Thinks Sally Field is a baseball stadium

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

He tried taking out a loan at the sperm bank-'Nuff said.