Rate The Pussy Above You

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We all know how these rating threads work. There are about 50 of them floating around. But none for the ladies to show off and be seen

I'll start us off...

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That is not a pussy. That is a wigglemonster. We rate pussies here. 13/10 for glorious fluff.

Here is a picture I was saving for my own spoof thread, The Mullet Report. I'm too sleepy to start that thread today. But soon.

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EDIT: @Fade got in before I did. I rate the pussy now above me 12/10 for first being mistaken for a squirrel, then a fraggle, but ultimately being revealed as Magestic As Fuck.
 

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That is not a pussy. That is a wigglemonster. We rate pussies here. 13/10 for glorious fluff.

Here is a picture I was saving for my own spoof thread, The Mullet Report. I'm too sleepy to start that thread today. But soon.

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EDIT: @Fade got in before I did. I rate the pussy now above me 12/10 for first being mistaken for a squirrel, then a fraggle, but ultimately being revealed as Magestic As Fuck.

13/10 for industiousness. I've seen her late night infomercials hocking wigs, extensions and hair bundles. 100% feline owned and operated business.

ETA: The Mullet Report hit square in the giggles

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20 out of 10 for looking like a straight gangsta. That's one gorgeous murder floof!

I had some kitties to upload, but it appears MP4 format is not supported. It kind of sort of shows on my end, but I don't know if any of you can see it.
That face

40/7 for her Toothless impression.

Try to train this dragon:

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