Rating Sites

[Proppie]

What are some websites for rating penises? (Or is it "penii"?)

 

[B_RoysToy]

Also, "penes", if you choose. It is the shortest of the choices and gets the meaning across. Oh, but you might prefer the l o n g form!@

 

[ericbear]

The plural is either penises or penes, not penii, according to my dictionary. For a discussion of the plural of this word, and other odd words, see:

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mplurals.html

 

[ericbear]

Originally posted by RoysToy@Jul 1 2004, 04:42 PM
.... Oh, but you might prefer the l o n g form!@

A Russian coworker used to tell a penis joke, which really can't be adequately translated. But about the best I can do in English is:

"Spell penis with two N's and two S's to make it longer and Stronger."

(It works much better in Russian)

 

[B_RoysToy]

The Russian might be better, but I enjoyed your translation, ericbear!

Luke

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Penes is the plural form I normally use. Well, actually cocks the plural form I more commonly use, but that's neither here nor there.

Back to the topic of the thread. Here are three:
http://www.ratearod.com
http://www.ratemyschlong.com
http://www.ratemycock.com

The first two have photos of some of our LPSG members.

 

[B_Carolina]

I've always, always ALWAYS used "penii" but I've always been known to call singular Sprees, a "spra." For those who don't know, Sprees are multicolored hard candy that, well, you know what nevermind...the fact remains that DoubleMeatWhopper named all the relevant sites.

And if you're into rating chests, there's nothing better than http://www.ratemyrack.com.

 

[Dominik20]

www.schwanzvergleich.de

 

[bartonside]

May I also suggest:

www.ratehiscock.com

www.ratemen.com

www.ratemenude.com

www.ratemypecker.com

and for a more, er, relaxed view:

www.floppydicks.com

 

[13788]

joe22xxx: I think there should be a site named http://www.ratemyweenie.com

 

[madame_zora]

Yeah, and Orca, when are getting it together for exoticmuttsnude.com???

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jul 1 2004, 11:32 PM
Penes is the plural form I normally use. Well, actually cocks the plural form I more commonly use, but that's neither here nor there.

Back to the topic of the thread. Here are three:
http://www.ratearod.com
http://www.ratemyschlong.com
http://www.ratemycock.com

The first two have photos of some of our LPSG members.

Not to be confused with Courtney Cox, I'm sure.

Oh, another one they forgot to mention: The plural of quota isn't quotae.

We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.

The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn't be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim.

So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.

 

[madame_zora]

Wonderfully funny, jonb! Is that an original compostion?

 

[jonb]

No, but I can't remember where I got it.

Hey, you should try learning Lakota: There, it's the verbs which are screwy. Not so much irregular verbs, but the number of verb forms each verb has!

 

[13788]

Luv2JackCock: Thanks for those sites DoubleMeatWhopper, now I can go see how my cock rates

 

[13788]

DC38:

Originally posted by Dominik20@Jul 2 2004, 08:38 AM
www.schwanzvergleich.de

www.schwanzvergleigh.de doesn't seem to work, any suggestions?

 

[13788]

titans1: I dont know about anyone else but i appreciate the rate my rack post.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

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[madame_zora]

Ahh, the benefits of "cut and paste"....

 

[bob1501]

What is the collective noun for penises? A gaggle of penises?