reaction to buying large condoms

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ive been to a checkot once with my friend for condoms he got regular off the shelf and threw me a pack. I got embaressed and said "not my size" and picked up some xl's.....he mumbled something about bullshit and me being a fat shit xD
he didnt want to go to the same ceckout as me so we went to seperate ones the lass that served me didnt care at all. and my friendship with said friend soured when i allowed my gf to answer his constant questioning about my size XD
he doesnt talk to me anymore.
 
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I never get any response,but I once had a job that included buying medical supplies from local pharmacies.I gave the pharmacist the order and as the two old ladies eyes behind me got huge,he put the gross of condoms on the counter.He asked"anything else?" I replied "no,this should get me thruogh the weekend".He cracked up laughing and the look on the women's face was priceless.
 

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I got the speech about them being larger, and only guys who were significantly larger should be buying them. I just asked her if she had larger still. Then, she started staring. Still havn't used them,

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I use to work at a boring Walgreens and my reaction embarassed my neighbor. He came in buying extra large condoms. We said the usual hi how are you doing, then I scanned his crap until I got to the box of condoms. I giggled and he turned red. He kept asking me what was funny I said nothing I was just in a good mood. Hahahah now I know he's a freak. And he seemed like the normal neighbor that comes outside to check the mail and say hi when I am outside.
 

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usually when i buy them, if its a guy checking out, i get the once over and a smirk that is more (yeah right keep dreaming pal, as if you actually fit in these)

If its a woman, i usually dont get any reaction at all... .I think the guy's reaction is just normal. most peeps dont expect a guy of my hight to be decently endowed
 

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Responsible child of the '90s that I am, I know that a girl has to take responsibility for safe sex too, so I always have condoms on hand should the need arise. Which means that I too have occasion to shop for condoms.

When I went up to this cashier who goes to my school and handed her the XL condoms, her eyes totally got wide and she got all flustered, hitting the wrong button. Just to mess with her I was like "Is this the largest size they come in?" and spread my hands over a foot apart. The look on her face was priceless.

ha! priceless indeed ;-)
 

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I seem to notice that when I buy condoms the women get very quiet. It's usually the opposite of when I don't buy condoms. When I don't buy condoms and there is an attractive famale clerk they are usually very friendly and flirty.

But there was this one time when I was at the grocery store with my girlfriend who used to work at that very grocery store and after the checkout girl scanned the condoms she got on the intercom and said we have a 88 and 33 on checkstand 2. And I didn't notice but my girlfiend said all the other girls in the store immediately looked our direction. She told me after we left the store that 88 was a code for a hot guy at the checkout stand and 33 was code for buying the largest condoms they had at the store and that all the girls were staring and giggling because of this.


we did that at te supermarket i used to work in. if a hot bird walked in, whoever was working the customer service desk, right by the store, entrance would say, "Code 10" through the PA system. The was code for "guys - a stunner has walked in. leave your posts immediately and come and have a perv."
 

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About A Year Ago I Broke Up With A Gal And Thought Maybe I Need Some Condums Since I Do Not Use Them With Somwone That Has Been Tested... Anyway I Went To The Store In The Check Out Line I Had A Box Of Xl Magnums A Thing Of Astro Glide And A 12 Pack Of Beer..... This Gal Came Up Behind Me And Only Had 1 Thing So I Told Her To Go Ahead Before Me.... She Looked At What I Had In My Cart And Said It Sure Looks Like Your Going To Have More Fun Than Me.... I Said Well Not Today Between Relationships... She Got A Big Grin And Out In The Parkinglot She Stopped Me And Asked If Ineeded Someone To Help Out With My New Purchases!!!!! It Was Great...she Fucked My Brains Out But After Seeing Her A Few Times I Found Out She Was Married So I Bailed...she Still Calls Me????? It Was Fun While It Lasted:)
 

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Bought a six pack of beer and a box of magnums one night and as the clerk rang up the purchase he told me what time he got off work, wrote his address and phone number on the receipt.
 

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Normally I dont get a response whatsoever, the cashier normally acts professional, but occasionaly you get great responses. A few guys have smirked at the box and maybe a pack of beer I was getting, but I've gotten a few responses from some high school or college age girls, working a cash register, who's eyes normally go wide, blush, or one time even giggled.

But, normally there is little or no response.
 

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here's a shopping tip for condoms: Target has the best prices, magnums are something like $5.65....about half of what they cost in some places, they don't seem to carry xl's tho
 

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here's a shopping tip for condoms: Target has the best prices, magnums are something like $5.65....about half of what they cost in some places, they don't seem to carry xl's tho

I have not been able to find Magnum XL at Target. I know their prices are low but no luck for me. The cheapest place I have found them is at the supermarket. I have had a few good, and bad experiences (see earlier post), but I'm still keep my eye out for a good price.
 

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I once bought XLs and realized that the checker had been a good high-school friend of my son. He recognized me, but was, as usual, very friendly and polite. So I ended up not being embarrassed. (He's extremely cute; I used to fantasize about him.)
 

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I buy all of my sexual items via internet so havent had to buy any in a store for a very long time
 

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Had to stop and buy a new box of MagnumXL's last night. Paid a little more attention to the clerk than I usually do and saw that she kept glancing down at my crotch trying to get a look at my bulge. Being that I was wearing a tight pair of 501's I do believe she saw enough to believe that they was for me. When she noticed that I was watching her look her face turned red. As soon as the purchase was over she turned and walked away. I smiled and left, then made my way home where I got a start on the new box of condoms.