reaction to buying large condoms

[joyboytoy79]

Good news, NIC, but whyever would you be buying large condoms?
I'm confused.

I second your sentiment Rubi!

Why ARE you buying large condoms NIC?

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

I second your sentiment Rubi!

Why ARE you buying large condoms NIC?

I use them to keep dust off my hummel figurines.

 

[Isanove]

Once when I bought a box of magnums the female clerk at Walgreen looked at them before she scanned them and said "Magnums, alriggghhht"

I blushed and for some reason I said "Sorry" (I'm actually pretty shy about my package in person) but she just responded with "It's a good thing."


I usually use self check but since I'm in a monagamous relationship we don't use condoms as our protection. I'm also pretty sure I should move up to Magnum XL's if I have to buy them again.

 

[B_big dirigible]

You kids are fantasizing again. After about two minutes on the job a checkout clerk is about as close to brain-dead as can be and still move without being hooked up to electrodes. You could be buying atomic bomb parts and nobody would notice.

The only time I ever got a reaction out of a clerk was in a convenience store with about eight of the greeliest looking guys in front of me. First one grumbles "Marlboros" and the girl hands him a pack of Marlboros. The second one grumbles "Camels" and the girl hands him a pack of Camels. The third one grumbles "Chesterfields" and the girl hands him a pack of Chesterfields. Etc, etc, the line gradually worked its way to me, each of the semi-derelicts asking for a pack of butts (none asked for Virginia Slims). Finally I got to the counter and didn't ask for anything, but put down a windup blue plastic octopus with a baby octopus on top of his head which wagged back and forth as the big one walked around the counter. Poor girl almost collapsed from the shock. Not that it was scary - but I looked as greely as all the others and she expected me to be there for the cancerettes.

Actually I have had a few odd occasions. What the hell does it mean when I owe the store a few cents change (like, say, $5.03) and the clerk says "I'll take care of it", I give 'em a $5, the clerk supplies the $.03? Is that some signal I'm too vague to notice? It's happened a few times. Condoms have nothing to do with it, this was back in the days when all you could get were "small" so I didn't bother. All those were good for was keeping water out of rifle muzzles, and since I don't routinely dump my rifles in water, I never needed them.

 

[B_big dirigible]

Good news, NIC, but whyever would you be buying large condoms?
I'm confused.

He's not. He's buying the half-size ones. It says it right on the sign, half.com.

 

[NCbear]

You beat me to it, big dirigible! :biggrin1:

NCbear

 

[BlakeZane]

I have only bought Magnums once (I am only 5" girth, but I wanted to see if they fit). I took the box to the check-out, the cashier happend to be a girl from my school and at the time the store was deserted pretty much. So I was glad I was the only one in the store and when the chick scanned the box, it didn't ring through so she turned to the other cashier and said "See these are the ones that don't ring through right." The other casheir lady (who was probably mid 30s) came over and tried to scan it through and it didn't work again.

Then another girl from my school came over and told them "You have to do the Magnums manually". So after it was rung through and I got the box, I walked out the store, with all three of them starring at me and talking about the Magnums as I left.

It was weird because they were girls from my school, but I didn't get any hints of flirtatious acts at all from them. It did turn me on a little to have them associate Magnums in regards to me, but I didn't sense anything out of the ordinary from them. I mean try imagining the above story but put the words "socket wrench" in place of Magnum, that would be a more accurate representation of the mood.

 

[Asdeon]

Well judging by all of these stories it would seem that half of pharmacy clerks are female size queens...

I have never gotten any second looks for buying XL's, but I always try and do it as quickly and discretely as possible. I absolutely love AboutAverage's story on the matter though, hehe -- classic. It's always good when a nerd ends up being hung.

Agreed, but stories aren't as fun as truth :/

Seems like most ones with reactions are straight from the beginning of a porn movie...

 

[is that real]

I didn't realise that most guys on here are from the US. In the UK we don't have the same luxory's as you do - the magnums over here are quite new, but they aren't larger - they just say large on them.

first tim I tried to get some to fit me I went in to a pharmacist and didn't have a clue what I was looking for so had to ask for some help asking if they sold any large condoms - to star with they thought I meant how many in a box, so it was even more embaressing explaining that it was the other large - tried a couple of places and got a fw giggles as they went off to ask others - one woman even said "try these as my husband is big and he uses these" - it was very embaressing explaining that I had tried those but they didn't fit.

I've ended up buying on the internet just to try and get some decent sized ones - don't like doing it really but is the only way. Maybe in the US it isn't laughed at as much as seem to be stocked pretty standard.

the only question I want to know is why do most of the pharmacies employ girls in their late teens, early twenties as these are the ones who usually have to help!

One of the most embaressing things I have done in my life really.

 

[1kmb1]

i hate buying condoms. i have to buy them from the people i went to high school with.

 

[2322]

Aye, but living well is the best revenge! :fest06:

 

[klh72]

if you jsut go up to the cashier and act like its no big deal they dont say anyting, ive bouthg magnums about three times now and got no reaction.

I assume all the guys that have these wild stories gave a cheeky look or shouted the word MAGNUM at a higher then room level volume. oh well

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I got more of a reaction at the airport. I had some in checked luggage. hmm They singled me out to do a search on my body. I even had to roll the front of my jeans down.

 

[kimboslice]

ya'll is some kids buying those XL's they ain't big enough for my fingers i always buying garbage bags and i let those hoodrats know its not for my leaves cuz i aint got no yard

 

[Duane.Ament]

I wish that I could say that I've had some great reactions to buying Magnums...but, alas, I have not.

 

[Dorset]

I've never had a reaction, I think people working on the tills don't pay that much attention to everything they scan through

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Me thinks this would be a great teenage masturbating fantasy; going into a store to buy Durex XXL's and the young hot female clerk becoming so overwhelmed and lubricated at the prospect of your monster cock that she walks out the door straight to your bedroom- if only that were true. big dirigable said it best when he wrote," you could be buying atomic bomb parts and nobody would notice."

My wife and did witness a funny exchange some time ago which I posted on 6-24-2006: http://lpsg.org./sex_with_a_large_penis/29370-proper-fit-for-a-condom.html#post491186

 

[Chicago_Swimmer]

The only notice I've ever had was once after the girl scanned the Magnums she glanced up at me and then continued to scan the remaining stuff. Too busy to really care which is fine by me.

I've actually had more notice of the Magnums while waiting in line for the register. One instance was really akward. While in line, I looked up and noticed that both the husband and wife of a young couple were looking at my Magnums in my basket. I certainly felt like she was undressing me with her eyes. He was looking a little bashful. I just turned around and pretended nothing happened.

 

[reallyhot]

Well I noticed this guy next to me in line at the checkout at London Drugs, he was holding a box of magnum xxl condoms, he was trying to conceal the box when I noticed that he was all fidgety, and nervous.
He was well over six feet tall and slim, as I stood behind him, I noticed
he was standing sideways, so I could see his profile, he kept checking out
his erection as it grew rapidly larger, it was clear he was getting very turned on, as his member expanded up close to his shoulder, I could see it
was throbbing and wet spot began to form, then he dropped the box of condoms on the rack, and bolted for the washroom at the front of the store...guess it all got to be a bit too much for him. LOL

 

[78056]

did just the other day. was very flattered as the checkout girl was very attractive and it seemed to make her smile...