Always amazes me how words can be so deceiving. This is the case for real estate ads, and resumes but the personals have to be the worst. Height Weight Porportionate = I'm fat all over. I like restaurants, movies and conversation = I eat day old pizza out of the box watching TV and talking on the phone. Straight Acting = I am gay and have self acceptance issues. Separated = I'm married and will be cheating on my wife. Outdoor type = I walk my dog. Anyone else decipher any more personal ad code phrases?