Real fakers.

[rob_just_rob]

Hmmm... I'd be Luke18, the bi-curious emo boy. Luke has kissed a few of his male friends and is nervous about trying for anything more. Meanwhile, he has secretly been having sex with his mum's best friend.

POST PICS LUKE!!! I WNT 2 C HER HAWT TITZ. THX.

 

[Big Dreamer]

Goddamnit, I think I wasted 18 months chatting with you.

You fucking cockteasing BITCH.

Thanks for the lingerie and chocolates Rob, it was fun, and the panties fit my wife perfectly. I've closed the P.O. Box so please, no more gifts. :biggrin1:

 

[rob_just_rob]

Thanks for the lingerie and chocolates Rob, it was fun, and the panties fit my wife perfectly. I've closed the P.O. Box so please, no more gifts. :biggrin1:

So those glamour shots were your wife... right, now it all makes sense.

 

[Blocko]

I'd be a hot angry female uber-reich conservative talking head. I'd talk loudly about how the world was going to hell in a hand basket, then secretly PM guys trying to organise a huge dick gang bang at a hotel near the republican convention.

All that diatribing was just repressed sexual big-cock-loving tension.

 

[snoozan]

I'd be the LPSG version of the Alan Arkin character in "Little Miss Sunshine."
My name would be "BrickShithouse."

 

[Big Dreamer]

I'd be the LPSG version of the Alan Arkin character in "Little Miss Sunshine."
My name would be "BrickShithouse."

My fictitious character would date your fictitious character in a heartbeat, as Alan Arkin has been cool longer than she's been alive.

Just promise you'll quote lines from Glengarry Glen Ross while we fuck.

 

[whatireallywant]

I'd be a hot angry female uber-reich conservative talking head. I'd talk loudly about how the world was going to hell in a hand basket, then secretly PM guys trying to organise a huge dick gang bang at a hotel near the republican convention.

All that diatribing was just repressed sexual big-cock-loving tension.

LOL - So THAT is Ann Coulter's problem! :biggrin1:

 

[snoozan]

Screen name would be 'Athletic Tart'. I'm a 2nd Kinesiology student in my hometown of Stockholm. For pictures I wouldn't choose anything too over the top, although 'slim with ample tits' would certainly factor in, as would a pale complexion and blonde hair. I would sublty infer that older men rock my world, and let everyone extrapolate that I'm most likely looking for a Sugar Daddy. In Emails I would attach tons of 'college life' pics, me doing shooters, me dancing, me kissing a girl, etc., and would admit to making a LOT of mistakes sexually when I get a few drinks in me.

Once the pics were exchanged and a meeting was imminent, I would send a super-happy-bubbly Email to my prospective suitor saying that I "Met an awesome guy at school and I'm soooooo in love!!. I've never felt this way about anyone before and I think he's my soulmate."

Then I would tell the guy that he's super sweet and that we should still keep in touch, even though I'm off the market.

Any takers??

This is disturbing. This is too good. You've done this before, haven't you?

My fictitious character would date your fictitious character in a heartbeat, as Alan Arkin has been cool longer than she's been alive.

Just promise you'll quote lines from Glengarry Glen Ross while we fuck.

Not a problem, AthTart.

 

[Big Dreamer]

This is disturbing. This is too good. You've done this before, haven't you?

Not a problem, AthTart.

*Sweating profusely with heartrate at 120BPM* Done this before, ummm, no, I don't think so. Maybe you've done this before, not me. Maybe your trying to cover up your multiple online personas by attacking me.

Why is everybody looking at me funny?? Somebody say something damnit!!

 

[Ethyl]

If I were a guy, i'd create a profile of a 24 year old woman from the UK trying to break into show business. Screename? SodomySpice.

 

[snoozan]

If I were a guy, i'd create a profile of a 24 year old woman from the UK trying to break into show business. Screename? SodomySpice.

*snortle*

 

[rawbone8]

how's this?

dick_merely_dick

Invent a studly gym rat – work out 3-5 times a week. (note to self: swipe studly pics). Bisexual history. Occasionally frequent swinger clubs. Convey a cynical sense of humour. Self deprecating wit. Scarred but unrepentent idealist. Financial services knowledge.

Coyness: resolve to never show peeps my 9" height and 11" penis.

(note to self: how do I fake that Mensa level brilliance? )

 

[vancouvergirl]

Screen name would be 'Athletic Tart'. I'm a 2nd Kinesiology student in my hometown of Stockholm. <clip>

My gawd. I was considering posting something, but i am SO not in your league. Damn. :tongue:

 

[dcwrestlefan]

can't say i've ever changed sexes in a chat room or whatever. haha. but if i ever did drag, and i never will (think of a very horrible picture here), my name would be COOKIE.

 

[rob_just_rob]

how's this?

dick_merely_dick

Invent a studly gym rat – work out 3-5 times a week. (note to self: swipe studly pics). Bisexual history. Occasionally frequent swinger clubs. Convey a cynical sense of humour. Self deprecating wit. Scarred but unrepentent idealist. Financial services knowledge.

Coyness: resolve to never show peeps my 9" height and 11" penis.

(note to self: how do I fake that Mensa level brilliance? )

This looks eerily familiar.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I am 5'2", 52 years old, I weigh 155 lbs, and have a 48DD bust. I work for the post office, and I am married. I am a platinum blonde, and I got my GED when I was 30. I slam people in the head with my big boobs if they get rude. Whiplash is the ultimate revenge. My husband is a long distance truck driver. I come online when I get to needing it bad. I talk to men with nice pics while I use my friend on myself. Girls need it too you know.