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We have all seen the porn films where the plumber, workman etc turn up and the home-owner opens the door in a towel after getting out of the shower and the towel falls off etc, and one thing leads to another. I was just wondering if anything like this has happened to you guys in real life, it doesn't have to be exactly as I mentioned, but something similar that you usually only see in porn.
Even if it is the other way, were you that plumber, workman?
Sadly it hasn't happened to me, although there were a couple of times it came close, but it would be great to hear of any of your experiences.
 
I was in the Army and got stationed in B
Hawaii. Landed at the airport with another soldier who had just arrived and we were going to be in the same unit. He was a really good looking Latin guy, in great shape, really beautiful, big brown eyes.

We were assigned to share a room together on accident that we were meant to share for just the first night until unit gave us our own, except they were clueless because I wasn't on their register and he was and I fell through the cracks. The unit NCOs forgot about us and we shared a small Barracks room with two beds for a week.

One night, we're talking as I'm laying in my bed and he's already undressed and was just wearing a pair of black boxer briefs that fit him SO fucking perfectly. They fit him the way they fit the models on the underwear packages do (like everything is perfectly tight, hugging legs and ass perfectly, no ripples or bunches or stretched material). It was the first time I saw most of his body.

As we're talking and joking, he's klving around the room doing shit and I'm watching his legs and ass, noticing the soft definition of his abs, well formed small pecs, the smooth, light brown skin of his back and shoulders. He puts in some dip and I ask if I can have some.

I'm in bed and he is standing and he comes over to me silently work the can outstretched to me and comes so close to offer me the tin that his bulge and whole crotch is a foot away from my face. The entire time this is happening we are both completely silent and just holding eye contact. I notice his dick is a foot from my face, and since he is standing, his bulge is literally nose level. (I'm in a t shirt and underwear too.. probably the white boxers I bought just after Basic).

I glance at it and back up at him. He is still looking at me holding the tin. I slowly grab some and out it in my lip, still holding eye contact, and then the moment passes.

I mean PALPABLE fucking sexual energy between us that I didn't realize at the time was being returned.

We go to bed but I'm fucking turned on. He falls asleep on top of his covers, facing me, but with his laptop on his pillow between me and him. I can see his face lit by the screen, and most of the front half of his body.

I quietly lower my blanket and pull my dick our and start jacking off. The foot of my bed faced the head of his kinda, so from my view, I can see his face just like 4 or 5 inches to the left of my dick.

I'm not hiding it under the covers like we all did in Basic and AIT. I was kinda turned on by it being out and within view of him. After a few minutes I'm hard as fuck and at the point where I'm really fucking grooving and kinda gently humping the air (I'm on my back) as I'm stroking it.

But I would notice every minute or two I would see a little movement in his direction and would immediately stop jacking off, push my dick against my stomach and pull my covers up.

I'd see he hadnt woken up or moved, wait a few moments, pull it back our and continue. This happened a few times, the last of which was his hand moving towards his own groin area, but his eyes stayed perfectly still and closed. That was it.

6 minus later we encounter one another at a single soldier event in Honolulu. We have some drinks and go out to the beach at night and ait on the sand and he lays back and pinches his bulge in his shorts and says: "ohhhh man I just wanna masturbate."

And I knew exactly what he was saying. I said me too, let's jack off together, but let's fi be a more private place. (Couples kept walking by-- it was Waikiki beach.)

Unfortunately, we could find a place outside and went back to the hotel. Tried the swimming pool area kn the top floor but was closed and locked. I'm personally horny as fuck this entire time. (I had jacked off thinking about him in those perfectly fitting boxer briefs, staring down at me with that serious look in his eyes over his pecs).

Finally we just went to his room. He seemed way more nervous now that we are back in the hotel full of other soldiers. His roommate is out and he doesnt know when he'll be back.

We are sitting on the bed. I stretch and lay back on the bed and start rubbing my cock through my shorts, he looks over at me and looks really worried and kinda torn. The moment my hand touches my bulge, the door beeps and his roommate walks in.

I sit up quickly, make fake conversation, and leave.

We had ANOTHER foiled attempt the next night. We had been texting. I told him my roommate was asleep, come up to my room and we can hang out in the bathroom (it was huuuge, had a loud fan, and the tv was on and pretty loud).

He said he was coming. I said let's fucking blow a load together. He said okay, and ."I'm dying."

Knock at the door. I open it to see him there looking at me, and his fuckinf roommate is standing like 5 or 6 whole feet behind him, looking awkwardly uncomfortable and watching us and giving off major third wheel vibes (he probably knew.

I make small talk and try to recover from the shock of him not warning me his roommate was following him. He was afraid to discuss anything too explicitly in text and I was afraid to invite them both in. He looks annoyed but serious as he's quietly staring at me and he just kept saying quietly to me: "I'm dying." "I'm dying."

I whisper we'll try again later and tell them good night.

And that was the last time I ever saw him.


The sexual energy that built between us over these interactions still hasn't completely faded for me. It's been about 9 years. I still jack off thinking about him and those nights and how fucking horny it made me when he'd just quietly look at me like that with his big, soulful brown eyes.

Fuuuuuuck.
 
And that was the last time I ever saw him.


The sexual energy that built between us over these interactions still hasn't completely faded for me. It's been about 9 years. I still jack off thinking about him and those nights and how fucking horny it made me when he'd just quietly look at me like that with his big, soulful brown eyes.

Fuuuuuuck.

He should be easy enough to get a hold of again. Message him. Plan some leave together away from everyone else.
 
I've had the boss, landlord (twice with two diff landlords), older family friend (don't worry mods, I was legal), friend's dad, (yes, legal), "under table bj without others knowing", and sorta, sorta not "bang bus" (I wasn't 'picked up', we all knew each other, but sex in a moving van) porn plots all happen irl
 
-A college lad who took care of my pool sucked me during his weekly visits.
-A hotel housekeeper hopped in my bed one week I visited family over Christmas.
-A college lad bellhop did the same during a trip to his city.
-Coed sisters who rented me the downstairs bedroom of their townhouse occasionally visited my room at night.
-A hotel receptionist came to my room to return my credit card which she "forgot" to give back to me when I checked in.
-A married postdoc jumped me in a lab where she and I were working alone after midnight.
-An ex-girlfriend's sister led me to her bed after I fixed her hot water heater.
-A cute bottom lad at the urinal next to me at a gay club pulled me into the far stall for a shag.
-A cougar picked me up at a bookstore. After coffee we went to a hotel.
-On a cross-state cycling tour I ducked into a woods with a hot male cyclist who blew me.
-Women invited me to their rooms after hours at the hotel where I worked when I was in college.

A partial list in no particular order.
 
Since we were involved in swinging at one time, I guess you could technically say we did many of the situations that one sees in porn like threesomes, girl-on-girl and orgies, that many people or couples fantasize about but few actually ever do in real life.

But beyond that, we've only come close to the cheesy porn scenarios twice; both involving pizza delivery. The first was when the wife answered the door in a very short nightie where the bottom of her ass and pussy was clearly visible and gave the young guy who delivered it an eyeful. Nothing happened beyond that and she didn't find him attractive at any rate (too geeky looking she said); but by the look on his face I'm sure he would have liked to have gotten more than a monetary tip.

The second time involved another pizza situation when we were at another couple's house and the other woman's husband opened the door wide enough to give the delivery guy a good enough view of his wife and mine making out on the couch while I was watching. At this point everyone was still dressed and again nothing involving the delivery guy happened beyond that, but I remember his eyes being locked onto what he was seeing almost the whole time and sure that address was the topic of conversation amongst his co-workers that night. Unlike the first case, both ladies admitted he was handsome enough that they would have liked to invite him to join in, but no one had the actual nerve to figure out how to ask.

There were a few other times where the potential was there when I worked at several hotels and female guests would flirt with me and one even made a suggestion to go back to her room, but I refused and would have never let any of those situations go beyond that without my wife's knowledge or permission.
 
He should be easy enough to get a hold of again. Message him. Plan some leave together away from everyone else.

Problem is, I forgot his damn name! I thought it was something like Gutierrez but still.. can't remember his first name either. So fucking frustrating.
 
Problem is, I forgot his damn name! I thought it was something like Gutierrez but still.. can't remember his first name either. So fucking frustrating.
I bet. Hopefully you'll have one of those out-of-the-blue moments and bump into him.
 
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I once worked as a door to door salesman, one day I knocked on this house and and guy opened the door in only his oldest boxer briefs. All the elastic was gone gapping leg wholes and sagging waistband.

He was fucking hot, I was trying to prolong our conversation but he wasn’t interested at all. Looking back I should have mentioned something.
 
I've had a good handful that i'd say classify


I did have a shower scenario happen in my mid 20s, i was living with my brother who was 21, he'd had a party one night and when i arrived home from the bar there were a handful of people passed out on the floor and couches and so on, i went for a quick shower before bed and just as i finish drying off this cute little brunette who i recognized but hadn't really met walks in, little over 5ft, very cute, big tits and she stops dead in her tracks a bit shocked and apologizes, says she had to pee and didn't realize someone was in there all the while she is staring directly at my cock which wasn't hard but it was hanging nicely and semi chubbed up, i grab the towel and leave her to use the washroom, few minutes later i'm in my room, she walks in and says "you should fuck me" she didn't have to ask twice, we went at it all night then she sucked me off in the morning before leaving.
 
There was this pizza delivery guy whose skintight jeans left nothing to the imagination. There was one time when I answered the door just wearing a tee shirt and bulging g string. We couldn't take our eyes off each other. He finally said — sorry buddy, I have more deliveries. We never saw each other again. But for that one moment we both knew we wanted to fuck