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There was a popular rumor back in the 80s or 90s that Richard Gere stuffed hamsters in his ass. MLB was linking it to the jealously issue.
 

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There was a popular rumor back in the 80s or 90s that Richard Gere stuffed hamsters in his ass. MLB was linking it to the jealously issue.

Oh, I see. Straight guys who were jealous of Gere's attractiveness insisting that he did that. Gotcha. Makes a lot more sense now.
 

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Or perhaps while he was enjoying a french pressed espresso with his pinky in the air after taking a short camel ride through the Andes mountains to one of his family's humble abodes. :wink:

ya should really know more of a person's history/contribution on the site before snarking on em.

would you have preferred his taste ran more along the lines of PBL chugged from a red solo cup, and fried chicken from the Piggly Wiggly? after an exhausting bus trip across town to his only mobile home.


Yeah, I wanna say it was the early 90s, when he was married to Cindy Crawford...


gerbils rumors started around American Gigolo & Officer and a Gentleman, the early 80s. when Gere was getting high praise as sex symbol.
 
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ya should really know more of a person's history/contribution on the site before snarking on em.

would you have preferred his taste ran more along the lines of PBL chugged from a red solo cup, and fried chicken from the Piggly Wiggly? after an exhausting bus trip across town to his only mobile home.

History/contribution to the site? What a joke. I've yet to see any from him and I've been here longer than you.

Unless you consider the obvious bullshit fantasy lies that he posts over and over again as contribution.

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And the bolded part? :confused: Certainly not my tastes, but fuck you for thinking it is. I've never had anything against you at all in the past, and I typically enjoy your posting. This seems out of character coming from you.

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Perhaps you missed the following:

No. Not necessarily. It amuses me that men who have what they think are "large" penises really haven't a clue as to what a real, large penis is. It's like straight men insisting that Richard Gere wrapped gerbils in duct tape and stuffed them up his ass. I think we call it "refusal to believe because of jealousy."

In addition to my immediate family, (The Squeeze and myself), we've played and commiserated with men much larger than in that photo.

You must gets yer super pixilator examinator thingy to be sure.

I have a close friend in Buenos Aires in his mid to late 70s who penis is easily 9 inches in circumference. I have reasonably large hands and cannot fully encircle it with one hand. There's still quite a bit of space to cover. And he is hung easily to his knees when flaccid. Erect, he barely has to tip his head to pleasure himself.

I've mentioned him before. He still goes to the gym next to Contramano. And he still has a perfectly hard, muscular body and thick white hair. And if you're a gay porteño you most likely know whom I'm talking about.

Pointedly, if you can't tie your dick in a simple knot when flaccid you haven't got a large penis. You've just got one between 7 to 10 inches -- if that.

I mean come on!

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Not to mention his other rantings and ravings in the past about lavish vacations, homes, experiences, etc. etc. ... Or as you call it, contributions to the site :rolleyes:
 
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I would call what MLB did an example of being gracious.
He believes he was wrong and says so.
With some humour.

And you obviously missed his first two posts on this thread before that one as well... :rolleyes:

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^^^^^^^^^^^^
I read them and was unoffended by them.

MLB sometimes tries to improve on the poverty of God's own imagination.
But he's harmless and funny.
Many of the things you are certain are lies, you actually have no idea about.

Does he exaggerate his claims about his endowment? Perhaps. But my knickers remain unknotted.

ML referred to his contributions to the site.
I could have said the same. I find him amusing, quite a good writer, and someone who has delivered no obvious offense to you.

You should lift your bonnet and let the bee fly free.
 

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^^^^^^^^^^^^
I read them and was unoffended by them.

MLB sometimes tries to improve on the poverty of God's own imagination.
But he's harmless and funny.
Many of the things you are certain are lies, you actually have no idea about.

Does he exaggerate his claims about his endowment? Perhaps. But my knickers remain unknotted.

ML referred to his contributions to the site.
I could have said the same. I find him amusing, quite a good writer, and someone who has delivered no obvious offense to you.

You should lift your bonnet and let the bee fly free.

You do realize that he is not joking in the slightest with what he posts, correct? He's 100% dead serious. At least if he is joking, he's never made that clear to any majority here.

Maybe some people actually believe him? :confused: Yet and still, if he's just joking... and I was just joking... then why would ML make an offensive post towards me?

Furthermore, If he's told you explicitly that he is joking, then you are by all means one of very few. However, in the years that I've been reading his posts, they never once struck me as being jokes. And if they are, they aren't very funny. Please forgive me, but the hilarity in concocting highfalutin, grandiose tales escapes me. :rolleyes: Especially when some people actually do what he imagines he does (aside from experience gargantuan penises).

Bottom line is that liars annoy me. And to me, he has always been, simply put: a liar.
 
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History/contribution to the site? What a joke. I've yet to see any from him and I've been here longer than you.

Unless you consider the obvious bullshit fantasy lies that he posts over and over again as contribution.

ya know calling someone out as a fake is violation of ToS?
hmm and there is that lil bit about unwarranted personal attacks.
:rolleyes:

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And the bolded part? :confused: Certainly not my tastes, but fuck you for thinking it is. I've never had anything against you at all in the past, and I typically enjoy your posting. This seems out of character coming from you.

Mr. Jumps, To Conclusions... i don't know you well enough to even guess what your tastes might be. was an example of reverse classism.

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Perhaps you missed the following:

i am thinking ya whole grump is more an issue you have with Mr. MLB. ya just using this post as an attempt to humiliate him.

I mean come on!

yeah.. come on. the only person throwing a wobble in about being proven wrong is you. hopefully you will have rubbed one out before you sign on again.

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Not to mention his other rantings and ravings in the past about lavish vacations, homes, experiences, etc. etc. ... Or as you call it, contributions to the site :rolleyes:

some folks have lavish lifestyles. i don't see how it's hard to imagine a person in their 50? would have amassed a comfortable to lavish bankroll.

You do realize that he is not joking in the slightest with what he posts, correct? He's 100% dead serious. At least if he is joking, he's never made that clear to any majority here.


Maybe some people actually believe him? :confused: Yet and still, if he's just joking... and I was just joking... then why would ML make an offensive post towards me?

i didn't make an offensive post toward you. ya got ya man panties all macrame'd. ya injured whatever is self inflicted.

Furthermore, If he's told you explicitly that he is joking, then you are by all means one of very few. However, in the years that I've been reading his posts, they never once struck me as being jokes. And if they are, they aren't very funny. Please forgive me, but the hilarity in concocting highfalutin, grandiose tales escapes me. :rolleyes: Especially when some people actually do what he imagines he does (aside from experience gargantuan penises).

TRUFFLE BRIE!!!!

Bottom line is that liars annoy me. And to me, he has always been, simply put: a liar.

dude.. unclench. take a deep breath move on. :smile:
 

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Oh I'm sorry... and you know that they are not lies?

Exactly.

to ya know they are? spy satellites? work for the government? ESP?

know Mr. MLB in the flesh?

are you the same Alpha Male who was called about some of ya stories being bullshit? and the insane gallery frenzy he/you went on?
 

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Wow ML, you're dense as hell.

Secondly, nothing I've said or done is against the ToS.

Lastly, fuck off bitch. Take it for what it's worth.

I know a liar when I see one, that's MLB.

I know a douchebag, when I see one too... and that's you ML.

MLB humiliates himself enough with his bogus posts. There would be no need for me to try and humiliate him.

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Yeah, I'm the one and only AlphaMale that's been here. Get used to it.

My job is calling out assholes like you on your bullshit.

I've never been called out for anything. Certainly not bullshit or lying. The only gallery frenzy I have are the positive comments, visitor messages, and PMs from people who like my gallery.

At least I have one, we still don't even know what gender you are!?

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And for quite some time I was fooled into thinking you were a cool person. My SO even commented on your posts and how funny/good they were quite frequently.

I guess we know differently now. :rolleyes:
 
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Wow ML, you're dense as hell.

Secondly, nothing I've said or done is against the ToS.

Thirdly, fuck off bitch. Take it for what it's worth.

I know a liar when I see one, that's MLB.

I know a douchebag, when I see one too... and that's you ML.

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Yeah, I'm the one and only AlphaMale that's been here. Get used to it.

My job is calling out assholes like you on your bullshit.


just in case the Mods missed an edit :smile:
 

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Wow ML, you're dense as hell.

Secondly, nothing I've said or done is against the ToS.

Lastly, fuck off bitch. Take it for what it's worth.

I know a liar when I see one, that's MLB.

I know a douchebag, when I see one too... and that's you ML.

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Yeah, I'm the one and only AlphaMale that's been here. Get used to it.

My job is calling out assholes like you on your bullshit.

And for quite some time I was fooled into thinking you were a cool person. My SO even commented on your posts and how funny/good they were quite frequently.

I guess we know differently now. :rolleyes:

what's it like digging your own grave?
this is not to be snarky. ya should calm down before you post/edit again.
cuz folks have been banned while cranky. i know this for a fact.
 
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Yeah, you're a piece of work.

There's no need for me to edit anything because nothing is against the ToS.

You really should read it moron.

If you look, it's all the same... I actually 'added' stuff.