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My freshman year of college was where it all began. I lived on the third floor of a newly built, co-ed dorm on campus. I had a baseball scholarship and spent the first few months with my roommate from my high school and some more friends from the same school. When winter rolled around, a lot of new friendships started and the dorm seemed to kind of turn into a group of friends of its own. We were from all walks of life. Cheerleaders, sorority girls, baseball players, nerds, and football players. I was one of the more attractive guys in the dorm and kind of a player type where I went through a lot of different girls after I had been cheated on by my high school sweetheart during my first semester. One of the others, Cole, was also hella hot. He always had a girlfriend but at the time, was not happy and trying to find a way out. We ended up becoming good friends seemingly out of nowhere. Time passed and we started partying together in the dorms on weekends. Being 18 red blooded boys, we got into a lot of compromising situations with girls in the dorms after we both became single. Whether it be stripping or messing around with the girls, we didn’t care to do it in front of each other (we actually were dared to kiss one night, which we did). After the first year, he ended up dating one of the most liked girls in our dorm and started to cut back on the partying. Years passed and I had became best friends with both Cole and his girlfriend Lara. We still partied together and got into the occasional college experimental situations. One night in particular, everyone ended up naked in the same bed (with their own partner). It was the first time outside of porn that I had seen other people actually fucking. I remember I tried to refrain from looking around under the covers but couldn’t help myself. My dick was in full view of everyone under the covers as the girl I was with that night decided to break the ice by jerking me off. I kept catching Cole staring directly at my dick but didn’t think anything of it. I noticed he was spreading his legs to make his dick visible in my eyesight as well, but I couldn’t make myself look at it. After that night, I woke up to most people gone but Cole, Lara, and another random dude who got naked and passed out. I was in a back room fighting off a hangover, when I heard the hall door open. There was Cole stark naked looking for his boxers. He made a point to stop and talk to me when he found his boxers, but never put them on. I couldn’t help myself and broke eye contact to look down at his dick. He kept talking but still never put his boxers on. Finally, he heard Lara walking toward him and pulled up his boxers. I noticed when he pulled up the red boxers that he was dripping pre cum. They left for the day and I was at the peak of my curiosity. As strange as the incident was, I never questioned it or thought it was too strange. Finally, the summer after graduation, Cole and Laura decided to end things but still lived together and hooked up just as friends. It had become tradition for me to spend usually one night a week at their place. After the breakup, I could sense a change in Cole’s attitude. He seemed angry but more loose at the same time. One night, I was showering at their place. Cole had already gotten pissy drunk and came into the the bathroom where I was showering. He then pulls the shower curtain wide open, exposing my naked body. I first just laughed it off but noticed Cole was hard as a rock. He stood there until Lara came in screaming at him for “violating my privacy”. I couldn’t help but wonder why he wanted to rip the curtain open to show me his boner in his boxers, but I realized I was so turned on by it. Finally toward the end of summer, we were having a cookout. We were taking shots of jager non stop. I started feeling slightly sick so I went upstairs to lay down. Cole came upstairs to check on me and sat down beside of me while rubbing my back. Cole had always been open to sharing beds and showing affection to his guy friends, so this was nothing new. Cole laid down on the bed beside of me and asked if I needed water or to puke or anything. I told him I was good and thanked him. My back was facing him so I rolled over to talk to him. As soon as I rolled over, Cole grabbed my face and kissed me. I was so shocked at first that I just stared at him, eyes wide open. He went in for another one and I allowed it and started to kiss him back. I was immediately hard as a rock and noticed he was too. Without thinking, I grabbed his dick. This was the first time I’ve ever touched another man’s dick. It was smaller than mine but thick, and hairier than I expected. Cole was always muscular but naturally smoother. He then pulls my dick out of my boxers and starts swallowing it. He was so good at head that it made me start questioning how many dicks he had sucked before. I could hear that the party was still going on downstairs but didn’t want to risk anyone else coming upstairs to check on us, so I said “woah woah woah dude, what the fuck are we doing?” Cole mumbled something and stopped. I decided I was going to go on to sleep. I was dead asleep when all of a sudden Cole wakes me up and says “Alan please help me, I think I’m going to be sick.” I get out of bed and follow him to the bathroom where he shuts the door and drops down to his knees and starts blowing me again. I have about an 8 inch dick, but he had the entire thing down his throat. It felt so good. My knees were shaking. I was sweating and my heart was thumping. I never thought I would see the football jock on his knees, taking every inch of me. We heard a cough from one of the bedrooms so we decide to go downstairs. As soon as we make it down the stairs, Cole gets on all fours, spreads his cheeks, and says “please fuck me”. He grabs lube out of nowhere and rubs it on his tight little hole, then on my dick. I ask him if he’s sure and he says “please”. Without thinking, I slam my dick into what seemed like his stomach. I’ve never fucked a man before Cole, so I didn’t realize I would hurt him, so I told him let’s try it another time. He then decided that we should finish each other off via 69, and pushed me into the kitchen floor where I was on top of Cole, while his hard dick was in my mouth. I started to taste salt and realized it was his pre cum. The same pre cum I saw years before when Cole decided to show off and test our friendships’ limits. Now those lines were crossed. Cole was already sucking my dick like a champ but tasting his precum sent me over the edge. I blew my load down his throat while letting out what seemed to be the loudest moan I’ve ever had. Cole kept sucking for a minute, then let off my dick with a smile and said “just wanted to make sure I got all that load. You must’ve been saving one for me”. I went back to his dick. I felt like I had to at least finish him off. Shortly after, he came. I took the load and wiped my mouth off and got up out of the floor. We decided to go smoke a cig off the back porch, still naked as fuck with a bunch of people still asleep upstairs. Oddly enough, we didn’t discuss what happened further, but talked about the upcoming football season. I lived a few towns over so I went home the next morning. The whole drive home I went from being almost sick to my stomach for taking it that far with a guy, let alone Cole, to being completely turned on and fighting off a boner. I had to work the whole day, but I couldn’t stop thinking about Cole and his dick, and his hole, and his perfect body and his perfect lips on my cock. I finally couldn’t help myself and texted him. I said “are we going to talk about what happened last night or do we want to ignore that?” Cole texted back almost immediately “yes I’m sorry about that. That will never happen again.” I had to go take care of some issues at work and left my phone. When I returned, I saw I had two more texts from Cole. I was worried our friendship would soon be over. I apprehensively opened the texts and saw his texts. He had said “unless you want it to happen again.” And then shortly after “do you want to do it again?” I knew that our friendship wasn’t over and that Cole was my best friend. And I knew that Cole was one of the hottest dudes in my life. I replied with a simple “yes” and invited him to come hang with me soon. He obliged and I realized for the first time that I had never been that excited to hang out with just Cole.
 

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Part 2: a day after we had texted, I invited Cole up for a few days. I was taken some time off between under grad and getting my masters, so I was a well known bartender at a sports bar in the college town. I had a house rented with three other friends who had moved out after graduation. Typically Cole would come and drink for free while I worked, but he said he’d wait for me to get off work. I’m overthink every situation, so this already had me freaked out. Luckily it was a slow night so I closed earlier than normal and headed home. Cole had the key and was at my house watching tv when I walked in. The mood was already strange with this being the first time we had hung out since we hooked up. At first we just hit the small talk and dodged the conversation. We decided to have a few drinks and to smoke a bowl. Cole tended to get really talkative when he for high. We were sitting on the back deck enjoying the last few nights of summer. I finally decided to break the ice and said “my dude, my dick can’t be the first one you’ve had in your mouth.” He laughed and looked at me and got serious as a heart attack and said “I got caught messing around with one of my team mates in high school.” He went on to go into detail about the situation and told me he always knew he had a thing for guys since then. He said after he was too afraid to pursue anything else until I came along and that he couldn’t help it. He got even heavier and said that since he had broke it off with Laura that he’d been noticeably angry more often, and it was because he had thoughts of what it would be like to be with me. I was instantly terrified. The one thing I didn’t want was to blur the line of our friendship. I told him maybe it would be best not to do anything else to make the situation more confusing. This seemed to piss him off. He got quiet and stared off into the distance. I told him that I also enjoyed it, and it has my interest, but I couldn’t see myself being with a man in a relationship. We decided to stop with the heavy and play some video games since I had to work a double the next day. We laid in my bed playing games for the rest of the night until I fell asleep. I woke up the next morning and sure enough, there was Cole right by my side asleep.

I went to take a shower and get ready for work trying not to wake Cole. I had just started showering when Cole came in the bathroom and joined me in the shower. I immediately said I thought it would be best not to go down that path again, but he said he could be cool with us just being friends and fucking around. The next thing I know, he pushed me against the shower wall and started stroking my cock. He said he couldn’t refrain from not getting ahold of me again. I couldn’t fight it and grabbed his dick and started stroking it. He still has a slight man musk scent that made me lose all control. I dropped to my knees and started sucking him, with each stroke I would push my limits to see how much of him I could get in my mouth. We somehow ended up out of the shower and on the bathroom floor. Cole put my dick so far down his throat that I came almost instantly. I then finished him off and realized I was running late for work. I told him to come down when he was ready and we would keep the party going. While I was working, Cole came in. We both were well known and both known for our sexual conquests with girls. We both would be regularly hit on as well. I started thinking about this when Cole was sitting at the bar. I realized I didn’t want him fucking anyone else at that time but was unsure if Cole felt the same. As the night went on, Cole kept full attention on me, even sneaking an ass slap when no one was looking. Closing time came around and I offered to drive Cole home since he had some drinks. As soon as we got in the car, Cole had my pants undone and was swallowing my cock. I apologized if he could smell my sweat from working all day but he said he loved it. He once again made me cum in almost record breaking time. We got home and kept drinking a bit longer, and that’s when Cole said he was willing to risk it all to be with me. I tried to shut it down as him being drunk and ignored his comments until he said “if I can’t be with you, I’m probably going to take a job at my dads’ firm this fall.” I wasn’t sure how to respond so I told him that’d we could talk about it sober.
 

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Did he leave? Are you two together? A real story or not, I’d be so sad if you two can’t at least have a real talk!!! Your heart knows it.
I think the majority of the good portions of the story has been told. There initial shock of what was going down but how hot it was at the same time. To really sum it up, we both decided it was best to not blur the lines any further. He ended up leaving around the winter and we both moved on from it. We’re still friends to this day. We live in different cities now and I haven’t seen him in years honestly but we still text about weekly. He ended up going down a pretty rough path and ended up in some bad situations, so it was probably for the best that we stopped before anyone grew any big feelings outside of the experimenting. I still do wonder if things would’ve changed had we actually tried something, but we were both really young and had different priorities at the time. But long story short, we’re still good friends and care for each other a great deal. It would be hard not to after the years of friendship that kinda turned into intimacy for a short period.
 

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I think the majority of the good portions of the story has been told. There initial shock of what was going down but how hot it was at the same time. To really sum it up, we both decided it was best to not blur the lines any further. He ended up leaving around the winter and we both moved on from it. We’re still friends to this day. We live in different cities now and I haven’t seen him in years honestly but we still text about weekly. He ended up going down a pretty rough path and ended up in some bad situations, so it was probably for the best that we stopped before anyone grew any big feelings outside of the experimenting. I still do wonder if things would’ve changed had we actually tried something, but we were both really young and had different priorities at the time. But long story short, we’re still good friends and care for each other a great deal. It would be hard not to after the years of friendship that kinda turned into intimacy for a short period.
Wish you two the best!!!
 

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I think the majority of the good portions of the story has been told. There initial shock of what was going down but how hot it was at the same time. To really sum it up, we both decided it was best to not blur the lines any further. He ended up leaving around the winter and we both moved on from it. We’re still friends to this day. We live in different cities now and I haven’t seen him in years honestly but we still text about weekly. He ended up going down a pretty rough path and ended up in some bad situations, so it was probably for the best that we stopped before anyone grew any big feelings outside of the experimenting. I still do wonder if things would’ve changed had we actually tried something, but we were both really young and had different priorities at the time. But long story short, we’re still good friends and care for each other a great deal. It would be hard not to after the years of friendship that kinda turned into intimacy for a short period.
This makes me really sad because you can tell from your own story that he actually really loved you. Probably to the point where it sounds like he just felt alone after that.
 

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This makes me really sad because you can tell from your own story that he actually really loved you. Probably to the point where it sounds like he just felt alone after that.
Ithis.I agree. Sad but a fact of life.
 

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this sounds so fake lmao.. like i'm sorry the random orgy and the random non-roomate situation in college. it sounds like a porn scenario that OP has imagined or he just wants to tell an erotic story I guess
Good thing it’s just your opinion. Whether it is real or not, it was still a good read for some of us…
 

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this sounds so fake lmao.. like i'm sorry the random orgy and the random non-roomate situation in college. it sounds like a porn scenario that OP has imagined or he just wants to tell an erotic story I guess
Lol I can see how it could seem fake to some people but it’s the truth. I guess you never had any wild college experiences? Or even went to college?
 
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My freshman year of college was where it all began. I lived on the third floor of a newly built, co-ed dorm on campus. I had a baseball scholarship and spent the first few months with my roommate from my high school and some more friends from the same school. When winter rolled around, a lot of new friendships started and the dorm seemed to kind of turn into a group of friends of its own. We were from all walks of life. Cheerleaders, sorority girls, baseball players, nerds, and football players. I was one of the more attractive guys in the dorm and kind of a player type where I went through a lot of different girls after I had been cheated on by my high school sweetheart during my first semester. One of the others, Cole, was also hella hot. He always had a girlfriend but at the time, was not happy and trying to find a way out. We ended up becoming good friends seemingly out of nowhere. Time passed and we started partying together in the dorms on weekends. Being 18 red blooded boys, we got into a lot of compromising situations with girls in the dorms after we both became single. Whether it be stripping or messing around with the girls, we didn’t care to do it in front of each other (we actually were dared to kiss one night, which we did). After the first year, he ended up dating one of the most liked girls in our dorm and started to cut back on the partying. Years passed and I had became best friends with both Cole and his girlfriend Lara. We still partied together and got into the occasional college experimental situations. One night in particular, everyone ended up naked in the same bed (with their own partner). It was the first time outside of porn that I had seen other people actually fucking. I remember I tried to refrain from looking around under the covers but couldn’t help myself. My dick was in full view of everyone under the covers as the girl I was with that night decided to break the ice by jerking me off. I kept catching Cole staring directly at my dick but didn’t think anything of it. I noticed he was spreading his legs to make his dick visible in my eyesight as well, but I couldn’t make myself look at it. After that night, I woke up to most people gone but Cole, Lara, and another random dude who got naked and passed out. I was in a back room fighting off a hangover, when I heard the hall door open. There was Cole stark naked looking for his boxers. He made a point to stop and talk to me when he found his boxers, but never put them on. I couldn’t help myself and broke eye contact to look down at his dick. He kept talking but still never put his boxers on. Finally, he heard Lara walking toward him and pulled up his boxers. I noticed when he pulled up the red boxers that he was dripping pre cum. They left for the day and I was at the peak of my curiosity. As strange as the incident was, I never questioned it or thought it was too strange. Finally, the summer after graduation, Cole and Laura decided to end things but still lived together and hooked up just as friends. It had become tradition for me to spend usually one night a week at their place. After the breakup, I could sense a change in Cole’s attitude. He seemed angry but more loose at the same time. One night, I was showering at their place. Cole had already gotten pissy drunk and came into the the bathroom where I was showering. He then pulls the shower curtain wide open, exposing my naked body. I first just laughed it off but noticed Cole was hard as a rock. He stood there until Lara came in screaming at him for “violating my privacy”. I couldn’t help but wonder why he wanted to rip the curtain open to show me his boner in his boxers, but I realized I was so turned on by it. Finally toward the end of summer, we were having a cookout. We were taking shots of jager non stop. I started feeling slightly sick so I went upstairs to lay down. Cole came upstairs to check on me and sat down beside of me while rubbing my back. Cole had always been open to sharing beds and showing affection to his guy friends, so this was nothing new. Cole laid down on the bed beside of me and asked if I needed water or to puke or anything. I told him I was good and thanked him. My back was facing him so I rolled over to talk to him. As soon as I rolled over, Cole grabbed my face and kissed me. I was so shocked at first that I just stared at him, eyes wide open. He went in for another one and I allowed it and started to kiss him back. I was immediately hard as a rock and noticed he was too. Without thinking, I grabbed his dick. This was the first time I’ve ever touched another man’s dick. It was smaller than mine but thick, and hairier than I expected. Cole was always muscular but naturally smoother. He then pulls my dick out of my boxers and starts swallowing it. He was so good at head that it made me start questioning how many dicks he had sucked before. I could hear that the party was still going on downstairs but didn’t want to risk anyone else coming upstairs to check on us, so I said “woah woah woah dude, what the fuck are we doing?” Cole mumbled something and stopped. I decided I was going to go on to sleep. I was dead asleep when all of a sudden Cole wakes me up and says “Alan please help me, I think I’m going to be sick.” I get out of bed and follow him to the bathroom where he shuts the door and drops down to his knees and starts blowing me again. I have about an 8 inch dick, but he had the entire thing down his throat. It felt so good. My knees were shaking. I was sweating and my heart was thumping. I never thought I would see the football jock on his knees, taking every inch of me. We heard a cough from one of the bedrooms so we decide to go downstairs. As soon as we make it down the stairs, Cole gets on all fours, spreads his cheeks, and says “please fuck me”. He grabs lube out of nowhere and rubs it on his tight little hole, then on my dick. I ask him if he’s sure and he says “please”. Without thinking, I slam my dick into what seemed like his stomach. I’ve never fucked a man before Cole, so I didn’t realize I would hurt him, so I told him let’s try it another time. He then decided that we should finish each other off via 69, and pushed me into the kitchen floor where I was on top of Cole, while his hard dick was in my mouth. I started to taste salt and realized it was his pre cum. The same pre cum I saw years before when Cole decided to show off and test our friendships’ limits. Now those lines were crossed. Cole was already sucking my dick like a champ but tasting his precum sent me over the edge. I blew my load down his throat while letting out what seemed to be the loudest moan I’ve ever had. Cole kept sucking for a minute, then let off my dick with a smile and said “just wanted to make sure I got all that load. You must’ve been saving one for me”. I went back to his dick. I felt like I had to at least finish him off. Shortly after, he came. I took the load and wiped my mouth off and got up out of the floor. We decided to go smoke a cig off the back porch, still naked as fuck with a bunch of people still asleep upstairs. Oddly enough, we didn’t discuss what happened further, but talked about the upcoming football season. I lived a few towns over so I went home the next morning. The whole drive home I went from being almost sick to my stomach for taking it that far with a guy, let alone Cole, to being completely turned on and fighting off a boner. I had to work the whole day, but I couldn’t stop thinking about Cole and his dick, and his hole, and his perfect body and his perfect lips on my cock. I finally couldn’t help myself and texted him. I said “are we going to talk about what happened last night or do we want to ignore that?” Cole texted back almost immediately “yes I’m sorry about that. That will never happen again.” I had to go take care of some issues at work and left my phone. When I returned, I saw I had two more texts from Cole. I was worried our friendship would soon be over. I apprehensively opened the texts and saw his texts. He had said “unless you want it to happen again.” And then shortly after “do you want to do it again?” I knew that our friendship wasn’t over and that Cole was my best friend. And I knew that Cole was one of the hottest dudes in my life. I replied with a simple “yes” and invited him to come hang with me soon. He obliged and I realized for the first time that I had never been that excited to hang out with just Cole.
why did my dick get hard reading this? real or not, god damn.
 

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Lol I can see how it could seem fake to some people but it’s the truth. I guess you never had any wild college experiences? Or even went to college?
Lol I most def went to college and had wild college experiences but there's no proof posted and the way you tell the story is just completely unbelievable, but sure i'll take your "word" for it.
 

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Lol I most def went to college and had wild college experiences but there's no proof posted and the way you tell the story is just completely unbelievable, but sure i'll take your "word" for it.
Nobody cares about your damn opinion on this god damn thread. Who the fuck cares if you didn’t get to have the same damn experiences. Are you that hurt by this thread that you have to just voice how ludicrous it sounds to you? Just enjoy life. This had no effect on you at all and you’re just invalidating someone’s experience. And again if it’s true or not, it’s still a good story, and if it pleases you, how about your write your own so we all can go on your thread and spew how dumb it sounds
 

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are there any additional parts to it?
Unfortunately no. It kind of fizzled out not long after. I think we both were a little freaked out that we had caught feelings and had took it as far as we did, and pretty much made an unspoken agreement to leave it as is. We’re still friends to this day but we’ve never done anything like we used to again. He lives in a different city than me and we still talk every once and awhile. He did make a reference to it awhile back by saying “yeah had I stayed there, we might’ve been in a relationship”. We both just kind of laughed it off and left it at that. I stopped by his place once when I was traveling and we just sat and caught up, but nothing more than a hug when I was leaving. I still care for the dude a great deal, but I see him more as family.
 

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Unfortunately no. It kind of fizzled out not long after. I think we both were a little freaked out that we had caught feelings and had took it as far as we did, and pretty much made an unspoken agreement to leave it as is. We’re still friends to this day but we’ve never done anything like we used to again. He lives in a different city than me and we still talk every once and awhile. He did make a reference to it awhile back by saying “yeah had I stayed there, we might’ve been in a relationship”. We both just kind of laughed it off and left it at that. I stopped by his place once when I was traveling and we just sat and caught up, but nothing more than a hug when I was leaving. I still care for the dude a great deal, but I see him more as family.

That's so nice! So is he out now?
 

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Lol get out of the thread then.
i am.. but first let me pull lube out of thin our, squirt it on my ass and have you fuck me on a kitchen floor with all my friend's asleep upstairs and able to come down at any point. lemme somehow be able to bottom without ever done anything "gay" and then take a full cock in my ass without any foreplay. or how about yet, lemme never have been with a guy period and then randomly fuck my best friend in the ass. 69% straight, believable as your 69 position with ur imaginary butt buddy that you wish this happened with ahha.