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Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by B_Edward Yawn, Oct 3, 2007.

  1. B_Edward Yawn

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    C-sections are for cowards. Real women give birth the natural way.

    Thongs are for sluts. Real women wear ordinary panties.
     
  2. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Um... idiot, much?
     
  3. SpoiledPrincess

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    I must be a slut then, if I wear big baggy bloomers will I suddenly become virginal and chaste.

    Have you been licking lead pipes?
     
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    ok then. Looks like thick_1 has come back with a new persona.
     
  5. Quite Irate

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    He was banned? How did I miss it? :confused:
     
  6. JennyS

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    Does his post sound like a bad version of Highlights magazine to anyone else?
     
  7. The Dragon

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    Look who crawled out of the shallow end of the gene pool
     
  8. Eva

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    Hey Edward, give us a call when you've delivered a child via c-section and one vaginally.

    Until then, please cease and desist with your respiration.

    Good night and thank you.
     
  9. snoozan

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    God, I actually has my brother-in-law say the c-section thing seriously as though his wife worked harder because she pushed the kid out of her twat than I did because I was an emergency c-section.

    What a fucking laugh. Men are so stupid. I was in hard labor with pitocin for 12 hours, 4 of which I has no anesthesia THEN i was cut open. Trying to get out of bed after a c-section feels like your guts are ripping out of your body. Then there's scarring, bad suturing, etc. so on and so forth.

    I don't wear thongs that much, so at least I'm not a slut.
     
  10. SpoiledPrincess

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    A c-section leaves a scar, it takes much longer to get over, only a moron would have posted this thread.
     
  11. MidwestGal

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    your just an opinionated idiot. I say this having giving birth the natural way and wearing ordinary underwear. Yikes, grow up and get a life. Most people don't have c-sections by choice. If they choose to wear dental floss that is their own business!
     
  12. snoozan

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    I just had this genius idea for pix. I want to see Spoiled Princess and any of the other ladies make themselves a thong out of real dental floss and put it in their gallery. It will really cut down on the stink, too, as mentioned in another thread in this section.

    I wonder, when making a thong out of dental floss, do you use waxed? unwaxed? flavored? Also, which method would you use to make it? Macrame? Crochet? Knitting? Weaving?
     
  13. SpoiledPrincess

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    When I make a thong out of dental floss I always used unwaxed, the waxed is harder wearing but when you wash it it takes forever to dry out. Using mint dental floss really minimises the stench all we women carry around us like a poisonous miasma.
     
  14. Mr. Snakey

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    I think the OP is missing Tuesday:tongue:
     
  15. snoozan

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    i was thinking the slight burn of cinnamon would be really good to remind me and other women of original sin and how it is the fault of woman for getting kicked out of the garden of eden.

    my mom had some way cool macrame hanging plant holders from the 70s. i think i could definitely figure out how to make a thong based on those. too bad they don't make cinnamon floss in harvest gold.
     
  16. SpoiledPrincess

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    You could thread pointy little beads onto the floss to remind you that you must constantly work to make amends for your sins and the sins of your sisters which we are reminded of every month when we bleed as a sign of eternal atonement and shame. I also try to get in half an hour of self flagellation when I can.
     
  17. B_Think_Kink

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    I want to use tutty fruity flavor. I will get on that tomorrow lol! what a crazy idea.


    To the OP you are a fuck nut.
     
  18. Not_Punny

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    Which should be waxed? The floss or the pussy?
    (that was a joke)


    OKOOKOKOK I'll go back to work.


    PS: C-sections are no fun at all -- I had an emergency C section with my first kid, and couldn't walk upright for days. Vag delivery is easier any day.

     
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    Where is the terminal idiot button?
     
  20. SpoiledPrincess

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    I had particularly easy deliveries and pregnancies but I would have dreaded having to have a caesarian. One's vagina is designed to have babies, one's tummy isn't designed to be cut open.
     
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