Real women

[lorne]

masturbation kills kittens, skull size determines intelligence and if you float in water your a witch. Oh no wait people evolve not grow from spare bones. go place your balls in the freezer save us from your ideas poisoning another generation.

 

[TheRob]

I must be a slut then, if I wear big baggy bloomers will I suddenly become virginal and chaste.

Have you been licking lead pipes?

I dunno about slutty but I would surely be happy to administer a spanking for your thong wearing bottom

cool?

 

[TheRob]

God, I actually has my brother-in-law say the c-section thing seriously as though his wife worked harder because she pushed the kid out of her twat than I did because I was an emergency c-section.

What a fucking laugh. Men are so stupid. I was in hard labor with pitocin for 12 hours, 4 of which I has no anesthesia THEN i was cut open. Trying to get out of bed after a c-section feels like your guts are ripping out of your body. Then there's scarring, bad suturing, etc. so on and so forth.

I don't wear thongs that much, so at least I'm not a slut.

you shouldn't say men are stupid
some are but have you talked to some women?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Oh yes spank me I deserve it for flaunting my sinful flesh in a thong, one of Satan's most heinous inventions.

 

[hang-man]

To the first guy on this thread. C-sections are a valuable thing. When I was born I weighed 13lbs. 14oz. and I was 24 inches long. So if the bitch that was my mother didn't have a c-sec she would whistle when she walked or she would be crippled. That would have been too good for her. By the way my mother abandonded me when I was born.

 

[gypsyrider]

i think thongs are awesome. and i thought you bleed once a month just to deprive us of sex and be bitchy? kidding...

 

[lorne]

I have to agree its defiantly good competition to even the wheel. the thong basically states spanking. why else would it allow such exclusive access to beautiful bum cheeks

Oh yes spank me I deserve it for flaunting my sinful flesh in a thong, one of Satan's most heinous inventions.

 

[Principessa]

To the first guy on this thread. C-sections are a valuable thing. When I was born I weighed 13lbs. 14oz. and I was 24 inches long. So if the bitch that was my mother didn't have a c-sec she would whistle when she walked or she would be crippled. That would have been too good for her. By the way my mother abandonded me when I was born.

I'm sorry about that hang-man.:frown1: At some point you have to let go of all that anger, it's just not healthy. Hate and anger will literally eat away at you like a cancer and make you physically ill. I know from experience that abandonment issues are incredibly hard to conquer. :redface:

 

[DC_DEEP]

The poor thing, I think he was just trying to be witty.

 

[AlexSedai]

I must be a slut then, if I wear big baggy bloomers will I suddenly become virginal and chaste.

Have you been licking lead pipes?

Ahahahah. Lead pipes are fuuun

 

[Sixofspades]

For all the natural birth-giving being discussed by the OP, I suspect he came out of the womb the wrong side.

 

[NWS]

I normally don't wear panties at all. What does that make me?

 

[snoozan]

you shouldn't say men are stupid
some are but have you talked to some women?

Well, okay, fine. Can I get spanked for my transgression after you're done with SP?

You know, I think if we all made and posed in our dental floss thongs, we could have a thread to rival Cum Jar.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

C-sections are for cowards. Real women give birth the natural way.

Thongs are for sluts. Real women wear ordinary panties.

What meds have/haven't you been taking, and are you sure you're either over or undermedicated?

I don't have 1st hand knowledge of giving birth vaginally or any else for that matter, but Kirstie Alley in LOOK WHO'S TALKING described it best:

"you try squeezing something the size of watermelon out of the opening of a lemon."

 

[DC_DEEP]

Well, okay, fine. Can I get spanked for my transgression after you're done with SP?

You know, I think if we all made and posed in our dental floss thongs, we could have a thread to rival Cum Jar.

No, snoozie, not quite. Now, if you want to start a "flow jar", take pictures, and then start a thread about it, then you would rival the Cum Jar thread.

And as for the spankings, I'll volunteer to dole them out!

 

[snoozan]

No, snoozie, not quite. Now, if you want to start a "flow jar", take pictures, and then start a thread about it, then you would rival the Cum Jar thread.

This was suggested but it was decided that it would run off all guys. :smile:

And as for the spankings, I'll volunteer to dole them out!

I'll see you in two hours. I have at least 3 LPSG members I can pick up on the way. :biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[lorne]

I normally don't wear panties at all. What does that make me?

I think that makes you fun. or cheap it does save you a lot of money especially since womens undies are soooo expensive hehe but I think fun is more likely the reason

 

[moderateman8,5"]

Real women are genuine and how to please a man and how to please herself WITH a man It's not about what you wear or how do you give birth.. I mean.. COME ON!

 

[Ethyl]

C-sections are for cowards. Real women give birth the natural way.

Thongs are for sluts. Real women wear ordinary panties.

Wow. You're new and boring the shit out of us already.

*takes off thong and tosses it in his direction*

 

[frizzle]

Thongs are only slutty when you show them off to the world. I love slutty girls.