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It's obvious in the language - the fakes tend to say "hun" or "babe" or write in pink as if they think that's how real women work.

All it shows is how little they actually know, but sadly how he guys who flock to them know less.
 

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What's with the Veronica Divine thing? I couldn't find the thread where s/he was outed -- there was the VD (ha ha ha) appreciation thread where someone put some quotes in from ANOTHER thread, but I couldn't find the original thread.

What happened?

I think the big giveaway (aside from the obvious) was the voiceclip "she" posted

It was pretty much a chipmunk-a-like and chopped up to try and disract from it being such a blatant synthesized recording.
 

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Embarrassed to say, I have been fooled by quite a few, who were later proved to be fakes. I think it's that old saw: men think with their dicks.
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I wonder if there are women posing as men? and that have been found out?
 

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I know there have been women posing as men, I've seen them do it myself but when they've done it it's seemed to be for different reasons. For instance some woman has formed a closeness with some guy on the net, he's telling her she's his soulmate she's believing him except for a little bit of doubt that tells her if he's telling her this he's going to be telling someone else this (it's the net, of course he is) so she pretends to be a man to talk to the women she's suspicious he's been filthing it up with.
 

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Hmmmm. She's still posting here as if nothing has happened. I don't know what to think.

In the OP of this thread, you say: "So - do you know or are you totally unaware of who's real and who isn't?"

I can only conclude that I have a dysfunctional "fake-dar" --

-- I don't know what to make of the Veronica Divine thing -- I don't pick up that she's a man. But other people are saying it's way obvious. Her statement that she was a big, hairy 68 y/o man called Bernard living in Yonkers with a dozen cats could have been sarcasm. Who knows?

-- I have the occasional pm conversation with men who swear they really are as big as their photos (but people are leaving "FAKER!" comments on the same photos)... but just basing it on what the men are saying, I really couldn't tell you what was real or not.

I guess I'm just one of the faker-challenged people. I know I'd defend my own self with photos and verifications if anyone challenged me. But some people don't even argue back.

So I guess it takes all kinds to make a cyber world. :wink:
 

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The fakes tend to have hyper sexualised fantasies.

The real women here actually discuss topics other than penises.

The fakes are, simply, too good to be true - sluts who want nothing more than a big cock. When it's a guy doing it, he does it to get a quick thrill a few times a week. There's no time to work on a personality other than ending every post with, "hun" or "babe"
 

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I can't really remember, I think it was some things that were said in two different threads that people put together to decide them that she was fake, but I could be wrong on that.

The breakdown goes like this:

I praised Turax's wang because he showed me a very big one online, both in picture and video clip (made to my specification.)

People jumped on me because for some strange reason, Turax has a fake pic in his gallery. I don't know why; he's big in his own right, but I hadn't even seen the photoshopping when I started the thread praising him. (Which to be honest, I also did by his request.)

because he had the fake pic, and I was praising it, a couple folks decided that he and I were the same person (I don't know why) and then it all kind of went downhill from there.

The fourth post in, people were already saying some harsh things, even before the accusations that I was fake had started, so I was barely reading it at that point.

Take away from it what you will.
 

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I'm going to carry on from this point considering Veronica a woman, I do remember the threads now and I thought while reading them that she had probably been taken for a ride by some guy but the rest of it was a bit fanciful, all this he and she being the same person. Your stories still read like a bloke wrote them, but so what maybe you have a blokey sexuality :)
 

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I think that most people with female names are fake, unless they contribute in a womanly manner, they may or may not have pics. You can tell by how they talk. Chat is a great place to out yourself, the first sentence out of your screen will blow you out of the water.
 

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The breakdown goes like this:

I praised Turax's wang because he showed me a very big one online, both in picture and video clip (made to my specification.)

People jumped on me because for some strange reason, Turax has a fake pic in his gallery. I don't know why; he's big in his own right, but I hadn't even seen the photoshopping when I started the thread praising him. (Which to be honest, I also did by his request.)

because he had the fake pic, and I was praising it, a couple folks decided that he and I were the same person (I don't know why) and then it all kind of went downhill from there.

The fourth post in, people were already saying some harsh things, even before the accusations that I was fake had started, so I was barely reading it at that point.

Take away from it what you will.

No - to be fair, a number had a suspicion before that which was in turn heightened by the fake voice clip you posted - the discussion is still in that thread.

That it was bought up in another thread at random is an untrue version of how people's suspicions developed.
 

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I'm going to carry on from this point considering Veronica a woman, I do remember the threads now and I thought while reading them that she had probably been taken for a ride by some guy but the rest of it was a bit fanciful, all this he and she being the same person. Your stories still read like a bloke wrote them, but so what maybe you have a blokey sexuality :)

Me too.

(Remember that dreadful thread when Thatgal was bashed half to death for defending a man's size?)

I guess the lesson to take away is this: Never defend anyone's cup size whether it be a bra or a jock strap.
 

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No disrespect to any of the women I failed to mention.
I have a problem with 978,always posting on topics about how horrible
gays are here at lpsg. And he just calls all {most} of the women fakes.
That is what I have a problem with! I never try to be anyone except who I am in real,everyday,ordinary life. Those who know me, or have read my posts,over the years,know I am pretty consistant, on what I believe on any given subject. I'm also tired of being called "Dyke" or some other name because I don't want to give you my IM addy or send you pictures of me 'cause your'e not a "Gold Member".
Geesuz, I think it's horrible for folks to pretend to be anyone other than who you are,and thats why I hate liars,and bullshit.
cigarbabe:saevil:
 

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My only gripe with this site is that the 'real women' on here seem to be either aloof or abrasive to varying degrees. I'm convinced it's not their fault and that they get bombarded with disgustingly rude PMs and e-mails on a daily basis, but it makes it near-impossible for those who just have a genuine compliment to impart or else just want to chat normally first without all the nasty-talk right off the bat. It's like when you're at the bar or some sausage-fest party where there's a hundred gross guys and one female - obviously she's been approached and harrassed countless times to the point where you think "fuck it" and aren't going to want to bother.

I'm not trying to be a dick, I just resent that the shameless idiots out there ruin it for men who are otherwise decent and deserve a chance. I feel pretty sure that if I send a PM I'll be spoken to curtly and dismissively, something I'm not really into. The response I get in real life is infinitely better. So it's quite surprising to think that the net actually makes talking to someone new harder, rather than easier - that's something I really wouldn't have thought initially. It's a shame that the response I'd get on here isn't really up to me, but rather governed by the amount of drooling dipshits she's had hassling her prior to my PM. Like I say though, I think the jadedness is inevitable given some of the messages I know get sent, so I can't really blame the women here for that.

Now maybe I'm just lazy, but I don't feel like spending ages breaking down barriers that I feel I shouldn't really have to break down. I don't expect the women here to muster the energy to reply to everyone properly and decently, because I know the sheer volume of crap they get sent precludes that. But it's like even if a person was to get through all the hurdles, it'd still be like "oh sure, I cam with John and Rupert and Eddie, but they're just friends - they only jack off to me." So no disrespect intended, but I don't think I'll be messaging too many of the women on this site, as cool/witty/intelligent as they surely are. Maybe this is all my own hang-up more than anything else though. I certainly don't rule that out.

As for spotting the difference between real and fake women, it's quite easy. Women are generally withdrawn, a little evasive, and won't go splurging every little detail right away - there's a kind of underlying tact to each message. Men make terrible women - they'll say things like "I'm wearing bright red lipstick with fire-engine red stilletos to match" - despite the fact that women haven't worn ensembles like that since at least the "Pretty Woman" era. That forthcomingness, while very see-through, lies in stark contrast to the kind of thing guys have to deal with as outlined in my previous paragraphs. So I think it's a kind of "I want to believe she's real because she's receptive" thing. Whether you go for that is a delicate formula of lack-of-perception and desperation.
 

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Your first paragraph is spot on six, we can get bombarded with so much crap that we're hard to engage in conversation and some of that I put down to there being so many fakes on the net. When fakes come on with their version of what real women would say is it any surprise that guys will come to believe 'hey nice cunt wanna cam' is going to turn us on. We're people and we should be approached like people not like meat. We post naked pics, that doesn't make us bad people or immoral although some men will think it does. We all say we don't like pm's from strangers but I think you'll find what we all mean is we don't like 'those kind of pm's'. If I receive a pm that's actually got a point other than to hit me up to cam or say something along the lines of nice tits I always reply politely.

Incidentally I do have some fire engine red (more deep scarlet really) suede shoes :)
 

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I posted pictures (at the beginning) because I wanted to know what men thought of my pussy. I received many PM's. I replied to all. Now that I know my pussy is attractive :), I took the pictures down. I no longer get any PM's and that's fine too.

This is a place of fantasy for women too, remember.
 

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No disrespect to any of the women I failed to mention.
I have a problem with 978,always posting on topics about how horrible
gays are here at lpsg. And he just calls all {most} of the women fakes.
That is what I have a problem with! I never try to be anyone except who I am in real,everyday,ordinary life. Those who know me, or have read my posts,over the years,know I am pretty consistant, on what I believe on any given subject. I'm also tired of being called "Dyke" or some other name because I don't want to give you my IM addy or send you pictures of me 'cause your'e not a "Gold Member".
Geesuz, I think it's horrible for folks to pretend to be anyone other than who you are,and thats why I hate liars,and bullshit.
cigarbabe:saevil:

Yes I feel totally dissed! LOL! NOT! I am pretty much who you see me to be online. I generally either decline in a humorous fashion or converse but most of the men who talk with me from this board are friends. If there is any doubt that I am female just listen to my voice. I may not put up pictures here but those who I am comfortable with have seen pics of me. I am 100% female. I have nothing to prove. I suppose I have been lucky enough not to have trolls in my PM box. I have had some quite vitriolic comments made to and about me in other places but my PM box has pretty much been safe. I did however have one person who felt the needed to say, "I know you are sixty five year old crack ho with a pussy that smells like old tennis shoes" I merely laughed at his pathetic malfunctioning tater tot having self and said, "Thats right, honey! How did you know? I guess I cant get anything past you! Now come here. Mama got sumpin' fo' da baby" I havent heard from him since! LOL!