Realising you're not as big as you think you are...

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  1. D_Norman_Nevermind

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    So, I'm a 23 year old guy, and I've got a large penis. Let's just say it's well over 8 inches... My ex said she'd never seen anything like it (and she's slept with a whole load of guys). In fact, every girlfriend I've had, I've been their biggest. Until now.

    My current girlfriend once dated this super hung guy. He's a legend: really huge, really thick. I've known it for a while, and it's not a problem. But the other day, we were having some fun, watching some porn... There was this black guy - ridiculously big - and my girlfriend says, "Black guys are massive." So I ask her if she's ever seen one, and she tells me that her first love was a black guy, and that he... was... enormous. Like, there's no comparison between me and him! Both he and the other guy were 11-12 inches, or something. She's only ever slept with four men. And I'm smaller than two of them!

    She always called my penis a "little willy," but I thought she was just being cute. I'm totally weirded out. I'm used to being the big guy, but I actually look small to her. I'm nearly the smallest she's had! WTF!?

    Sigh.

    Hello, by the way. That was my first post - just had to get all that off my chest...
     
  2. carter2006

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    Jeez - that's harsh, mate. Trust me, I have only twice ever seen a hard cock over 8inches 'in the flesh', and I have seen a lot of cocks in my time (I don't mean to sound like a slag!) so I wouldn't worry. If its your girlfriend who has an issue with your size then she's plain shallow. Sorry.
     
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    Considering that at 8 inches you are bigger than 95% of men you have no need to worry about it.

    She's had a very skewed experience if she thinks yours is small.

    And also, black guys aren't particularly bigger than anyone else.

    And I would like to echo the above. If your girlfriend is an ass about it, she is just plain shallow.

    EDIT: Stupid typos, changed what I was saying.
     
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    This is a myth that has been disproved time and time again.
     
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    I missed out the last bit of the word. Sorry I meant "aren't".
     
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    I think your girlfirend is pulling your leg. At 8 inches you are big, very big. Your girlfriend knows how important it is to you that you have a big dick. She is trying, for whatever reason, to either make you more humble or she is just teasing you.

    She knows that at eight inches you are not small. At eight inches there is no reason you can't satisfy her as well as anyone larger, probably better.

    Most guys at ten inches can't get their dick all the way into the vagina.

    Man you have the ideal size. If this is your only problem, you don't have problems!!!
     
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    You could always try to increase your 10% gayness.... I would never take 8 inches for granted!!! :wink:
     
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    LOL Well, if it all falls apart I'll let you know. I know what you guys mean: the odds are so stacked against it, she can only be saying it to wind me up. Then again, she told me she couldn't handle their size, so it's not like she's saying she wants me to be like them. Plus she's so sweet! I just can't imagine her making up stories about giant cocks. Hmm...
     
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    Must be why she yells out the names of the other two guys during sex
     
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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    is it me?
     
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    No, it's me!

    Honey, I hate to break in with a little reality, but dicks over 10" are about one in a million, literally. For your g/f to have found two of them out of only 4 guys is an absolute impossibility! Sorry, this one was too stupid to stomach.
     
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    Have you requested her not to use such labels on you?

    I guess I'd only get annoyed or weirded out if she kept insisting on calling you "little willy" if you had asked her not to. If she doesn't stop it, then you might have to re-consider your description of her as being sweet.
     
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    Of course there are a few problems with the data provided to me, but I still don't think it's quite so rare as one in a million. At the same time, 3/100,000 isn't exactly what I would call "common."

    Just being a stickler since I did a bunch of math - even though I want more data.
     
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    If you're little than I must be tiny. If I'm tiny, than your girlfriend is really messed up, because even if she's been with gargantuan, she has to know what a large one is. Do yourself a favor and dick slap her...hard, and remind her what you can do that others cant.:cool:
     
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    Must you always be so subtle Bryan?
     
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    Hehe - he's such a romantic, isn't he?! Our Bryan - tall, dark, handsome and hung, and charming! LOL :wink:
     
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    Race has nothing to do with general VISUAL size issues. It is perception.

    Objects with more saturated colors appear larger than objects with less saturated colors. It is called the "saturation-size effect."

    Consider this: There were two males, mirror images of each other with the exception of their skin color, in a room. EXACT mirror images. An impartial third party enters the room. Standing before him/her are the naked men. He/She has been given one question, "Who has the larger penis?" The majority would say the black fellow does.

    Now it would be hard enough (no pun intended) to determin the larger in a controlled setting. Consider the perception after hours, days, or weeks. The tendency would be to increase the largness, afterall . . . that sucker was big in the first place was it not.

    It is perception big guy.
     
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    Dump her! There are tons of women who would love your penis. Go find them!
     
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    The phenomenonal fact that your g/f has been repeatedly porked by persons proudly possessing prodigious penii has no impact on the proportion of your own powerful penis to other penii.

    You're still as big as you think you are.
     
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    C'mon - you couldn't think of one more p-word?
     
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