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  1. contortionist

    contortionist New Member

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    I know this is a strange topic but my parner wants me to buy a realistic push-on 12'' penis. If anyone knows of a supplier of realistic, fake dicks that will fit over an 8''er please let me (her) know.
     
  2. thirdlegmeat

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    I think your request for a "realistic" fake penis is UNREALISTIC. lol.

    Seriously. These sort of items are made for small-to-average men. Men with large penises defeat the purpose of a cock extension.

    What the hell is wrong with your g/f (no offense). But come on, 8" is enough to bottom out 99% of women--as has been discussed in great length on the lpsg.

    What's she going to do with 12"?

    Just curious
     
  3. B_thirteenpointhree

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    This just got me thinking lol

    What if I wanted to wear one of these things ?

    It has to fit me inside it so it would have to be what ?
    16 inches long and about 4 inches wide ?

    Just got me thinking if anything that big even exists hehe
     
  4. mindseye

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    Nah, you could probably get by with one about 2.7 inches shorter. ;)
     
  5. jonb

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    Hell, strap-ons are also made for women.
     
  6. contortionist

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    so no luck then?
     
  7. Jimbo

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    Tripod:

    Go to www.dogpile.com It is a meta-seach engine. Type "penis extensions" in the seach box. As you sort through the responses you get the penis enlargement programs, etc. but also I saw in the first 20 or so responses, 2 adult "toy" sites that carry 'em. Dogpile rocks!
     
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    Nah, you could probably get by with one about 2.7 inches shorter. ;) [/b][/quote]
    hehe possibly ;)
     
  9. Imported

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    HORSEHUNGshowoff:
     
  10. Imported

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    Hapi Papi: I had no idea these extentions really existed. I often joked I'd have to buy one. Now, it seems I just may if I can get over the stigma.. after all I can't even buy condoms... let alone a fake pee pee.

    And the only place she and I would do it is in the closet... eventually she'll wonder why... and I'll tell her, why question a good thing babe...
     
  11. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    That's why there's mail order, Cameron. No need to look a sales clerk in the eye! ;)
     
  12. txquis

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    I now live in the "Bible belt"...they dont deliver anything of
    a sexual nature here.
    ARRRRRRRRGHH.
    I thought, "hey, i'll order some DVDS...."
    Nope,
    not to MY zipcode.
    :(
     
  13. Imported

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    Hapi Papi:
    That's why there's mail order, Cameron. No need to look a sales clerk in the eye! ;) [/b][/quote]
    Then my carrier would know! I have a friend who has a brother who works in a porn/sex accessory shop... maybe I can take advantage of that...

    Txquis... I know in the past I've said sex is evil, being a virgin... but you know those people down there get and look at porn... with the blinds closed, tv dimmed, and the volume on mute... but the point is, they're still hypocrites! Boinking everything in sight Monday through Saturday (Sunday through Friday depending on faith) and all day in church on Sunday... when they get home, what do you think they do? Fry chicken? :eek:
     
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    Probably not. Most shippers of merchandise even remotely related to sex use very discrete packages for mailing. Generally, the name of the company that your placed the order with doesn't even appear on the package. Instead, the return address will have a different name, abbreviation, or just say something like "Customer Service," and the street address. Even the "They Fit" comdoms I regularly order from Condomaina come in absolutely plain packaging, with no mention of Condomania on the outside.
     
  15. Imported

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    XXLHS:
    I remember something about making a copy of your "member" (heeheehee) online and found this link to it in googling it up.

    http://www.makeyourowndildo.com/

    I don't know if it would work, but I guess you could buy one (or two if you needed extra materials...lol) to make a cast of say your own real self and I guess you could go get one of these huge realistics out there say a Dr. Johnson type and use them to cast a realistic one that would be fit to your 8" and be anywhere from 10-13" long, it would take some work but I guess if the quest is to be huge it may be worth it too you and your girlfriend... if nothing else I guess it would be entertaining to both of you to try it...hehe...

    by the way, the Dr. Johnson realitics are NOT the actually size of REAL people that they are credited to come from... Most of them are about 8-9 inches full erect and the dildos are scaled up to unrealistic sizes. It is amazing how a 8 incher on a 5-9 tall and thin man will look like a 14 incher on camera...lol... just something to remember about members... that and they always use 5' tall women that are petite to make the scale seem correct... :rolleyes:

    So if you're thinking that something running down your jeans leg to you're knee is the plan... you will just look silly and I can't believe that a woman wants to try giving birth in reverse... ??? :blink: Don't DO IT HONEY... you'll get stretch marks :wacko:

    J/K ... in all seriousness, I guess you could give the above a try, let us all know how it turns out if you do the construction work.

    TTYL
    HS
     
  16. Imported

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    maverackstud8: Penis Size Survey


    The Results
    We received exactly 5000 responses to our survey. Of these 5000, we used 4967 due to the large number of outlying data points for the 1" and 9" penis length categories. Participants in the survey were asked to measure length along the top of their erect penises, and girth around the center. The results are formatted in the table below.

    Penile length in inches Percentage Cumulative Percentage Penile girth in inches Percentage Cumulative Percentage
    4.00" 0.4% .4% 2.00" 1.0% 1.0%
    4.00" 0.5% .9% 2.00" 1.6% 2.6%
    4.50" 1.2% 2.1% 2.50" 0.6% 3.2%
    4.75" 1.4% 3.5% 3.00" 0.8% 4.0%
    5.00" 2.0% 5.5% 3.50" 2.0% 6.0%
    5.25" 5.1% 10.6% 4.00" 5.1% 11.1%
    5.50" 9.3% 19.9% 4.25" 7.5% 18.6%
    5.75" 10.1% 30.0% 4.50" 12.3% 30.9%
    6.00" 21.2% 51.2% 4.75" 19.4% 50.3%
    6.25" 14.5% 65.7% 5.00" 21.7% 72.0%
    6.50" 13.1% 78.8% 5.25" 11.6% 83.6%
    6.75" 7.6% 86.4% 5.50" 7.6% 91.2%
    7.00" 6.7% 93.1% 5.75" 3.4% 94.6%
    7.25" 2.1% 95.2% 6.00" 2.5% 97.1%
    7.50" 2.1% 97.3% 6.25" 1.3% 98.4%
    7.75" 1.2% 98.5% 6.50" 0.8% 99.2%
    8.00" 0.9% 99.4% 6.50" 0.8% 100.0%
    8.25" 0.4% 99.8%
    8.25" 0.2% 100.0%


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  17. D_Humper E Bogart

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    I think you need to quote the link you stole that info from. Your cutting and pasting isn't "that" good. :lol: