realistic pornstar dildos, inflated from reality?

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  1. dongalong

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    My lover showed me her toy collection after I told her that using toys was one of my fetishes, the biggest dildo she has, is the Doc Johnson John Holmes realistic, I was suprised how huge it is - 7.75-8inches in cirfumference, 12" overall length, 10" from balls to tip.
    I have some John holmes pornos so we watched them while I used the toy on her.
    It slid in surprisingly easily but when she tried to suck it, it wouldn't fit in her mouth.
    Comparing the dildo with John's cock it is clear that it has been somewhat inflated from his real size:
    Women never seemed to have a problem blowing him which must mean a cirfumference of less than 7" and if he was really 12" long, it would hang just above his knees whereas in his films it hangs just below halfway down his thigh,
    I think that in reality he was closer to 10"

    I checked other pornstar dildos' dimensions with my porn collection, the biggest exaggeration is the Dick Rambone 18incher, (18inches hangs below the knee on an average sized man!) in reality he looked as long as John Holmes' 10-11"

    If anyone could try the real thing I'm sure that they would feel cheated but because that would never happen, I'm sure that they don't mind the extra few inches.
     
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    John Holmes was bigger the 10" i would say 11-13" he seems to fluctuate in different videos i have seen of him (would love to have been 1 of the few lucky guys to get a piece of him). But I also have a thing for big dildos too. I think I may prefer them over real cock. I love big dildo links especially with customer comment sections.
     
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    John Holmes himself once admitted that his cock was actually a very thick 9½ incher. All claims exceeding 10" were thanks to his publicist.

    Whether or not a celebrity-cast dildo is true to size or not depends largely on the company who moulds and manufactures it. Doc Johnson is good about not super-sizing them. On an episode of HBO's Real Sex, they showed the making of the Marc Wallace dildo by Doc Johnson. They showed the process from casting his cock to hand-painting the finished product. It was true-to-life in size and colouring.
     
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    dongalong

    Well now you can cast your own for posterity, if you want. Ole Rambone was shown as "something" really really special. I could never get over Holmes" arrest and conviction for involvement in "Beating a guy to death", he he
     
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    The late John Holmes was advertised as anywhere from 12" to 13 1/2"; he looks close to it in some of the videos due to being fully erect (which in his case was rare in films) and the use of wide angle lenses. Who knows?

    But one porn star rediculously inflated in dildos is Ron Hyatt (a.k.a. Ron Jeremy.) In real life, according to accurate reports from women, he is actually about 8 1/2" + by about 5" in circumference. He was always advertised as 9 3/4" to 10". His plastic replica is at least 10" in length and about 6 3/4" around- Ronny is pencil thin in real life (his penis not his body), and 51 years old.

    I should post a great (funny) story about Ronny over on the Celebrity forum.
     
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    The thought of using Rotten.com to confirm estimations of anything is pretty scary. :eek:
     
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    Of course you're completely right about rotten.com, I wouldn't believe it from them either but I think that they took the story from:

    http://www.john-holmes.biz
     
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    All the fun without getting him lying and giving you HIV. Nice.

    He must have been the least-endowed pornstar I've ever seen though. Kind of funny that there would be a dildo based on him, and even funnier that they'd stay true to his size.
     
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    It confirms alot all right, and up to now, I never knew just how much of a scuzzy lifestyle John Holmes really had, even if he did the biggest cock in the biz at the time.
     
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    The thought of using Rotten.com to confirm estimations of anything is pretty scary. :eek:
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    I met John Holmes in early 1974. Long story as to how, why and what happened and not relevant to this post. When I met him I had never heard of him and had no idea who he was. Only later and years later did I become more aware of his "career". Quite a few people were in the room when I met him. I was brought there by a couple and a girl I knew at the time. The estimate of John Holmes at around 10" is about what I remember. And if I had to guess, I would say about 7" around or so. It has been a long time but it was my first and only visit to such a setting, and I did not stay long.
    Several years ago a lady I was seeing at the time showed me her "John Holmes" model dildo. She measured it and it was much larger than my recollection both in actual measurement and in what I remember. I told her of my having met Holmes and my recollection, and she commented that she had wondered about that because he had videos of him from various stages of his career and the advertising on the boxes went from 12", to 13" to 14" over the years, and the dildo was about 12". Even the 12" was an exageration from what I saw. So from my experience, at least one of those "real life size" dildos has been greatly exagerrated. I don't think the FTC has ever monitored the truth in advertising laws in regard to the porno industry...LOL.
     
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    John Holmes' cock always seemed so huge but compared to Mandingo and Mr. XXL he doesn't seem so big anymore!
     
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