Reality Show Ideas

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  1. Dr. Dilznick

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    I'm trying to pitch a few reality show ideas... what do you think sounds like the better basis for a 30-minute yuck fest?

    Dork to Dapper - This is a show where the biggest fucking nerd geek types are taken under the wing of various real-life pimps and outfitted in pimp fashions and taught to put it down on a bitch. They build up their stable and have hoes walking the block.

    Roots 2006 - This is a reality show where blacks are enslaved. The one who can stand the brutality the longest without whooping a white's ass wins.


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    Breaking the Reality Habit - We follow several teams of Network Executives and Producers that in the past have been responsible for filling our screens with crappy reality shows as they are forced to commission and produce some quality television for a change. The team that produces the best show gets to keep their jobs.
     
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    Fired, My Ass! - Two teams of would-be executives work their butts off to please Donald Trump, only to be hollared at mercilessly and demeaned before millions of viewers week after week. Finally, while he is still sufficiently outnumbered, the teams merge and attack the Donald, beating him to a pulp.
     
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    Slut Eye for the Bitch Wife

    Five hookers slut up a housewife who's let herself go to seed.
     
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    American Masochist - Starting with over 1 million applicants, they're winnowed down by a panel of three to 64. The 64 are divided into three groups, then humiliated nationwide by the same panel when only one group it let through. Then the remaining group is each week put through an excruciating exercise on stage, sometimes with a guest Sadist, then America is asked to vote one of them off. I'm thinking one of the panel should have a British accent....

    Revenge, American Style - The losers on any current reality show are allowed to hunt the winners. Winners given 3 minute headstart. Additional points awarded for taking out Ryan Seacrest.
     
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    Fatbladers: a bunch of morbidly obese people have to perform intensive tasks while on rollerblades, all of them taking place on the streets of new york city.

    - fat people delivering a pizza during rush hour (on skates)
    - fat people navigating through a pack of a dozen or more yippy little dogs at once (on skates)
    - fat people streaking through times square on a saturday afternoon (on skates)

    when fat people are on rollerskates, we all win
     
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    Don't forget the incentives. Fat people need a reason to do these things, such as a dozen filled donuts for the most injuries inflicted during the task or a whole cherry cheesecake for the most jaywalking (on skates) tickets received.
     
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    Whores In Church-
    Cameras follow 3 big-buck NYC call girls as they take over duties for 3 pillars of a Southern Baptist Church. Among other things they will be responsible for the Women's Social, Ladies Choir and the annual Church Bazaar. The first part is a make-under at the local beauty parlor with the help of the boutique next door. They will have to live the day to day lives of these 3 women for 1 month.

    **edit**
    OMG, I can't believe I actually used a grocer's apostrophe!!
     
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    Big Brother: The Snuff Special

    Twelve people with an assortment of complexes and personality disorders are placed in a house where eleven deadly weapons have been concealed. Leave them to stew for a while, and you've got a great weekend special for all the family.
     
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    That's what I alway say.
     
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    Oh shit, am I ever sad this isn't real.
     
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    The ultimate Reality Show ?

    Lets make overtime periods in any sports actualy
    Sudden Death . You lose, you DIE!!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    "the President" 12 contestants are preliminarily selected from the bottom of 100 applicants for this reality show. The first couple of weeks features them stating their political ideology in mock tv news talk shows. "Spin doctors" give the audience their own take on who presented the better positions.

    Contestants are eliminated each show by a vote of the viewing public (person receiving least amount of votes leaves). Finally when down to two contestants the real fun begins. Working with money from special interest groups the two campaign, participate in mock debates, etc. getting additional rewards for displaying ingenuity at evasiveness, doublespeak, and using vague one liners.

    The final episode reveals the viewers' choice for the winner, but in a surprise twist, the loser gets a special panel of judges who declares him the winner after all. Lots of laffs.
     
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    Auschwitz - this is a sitcom about the German concentration camp and the day-to-day hijinx of the prisoners.
     
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    Methinks this has been done before......:tongue:
     
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    Yeah, and also as a sitcom that no-one quite believes really existed: Heil Honey, I'm Home!, which was canceled due to negative viewer responses after the very first episode... :rolleyes:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I'm_Home!
     
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    How about Take a Hooker To Lunch? Julianna and I talked about doing this for a while, this brought back the idea. How about finding a street hooker, paying her what she normally charges for an hour, and taking her to her favorite restaurant and talking about whatever she wants- her life, family, how she got there, whatever. There's a group of people who probably haven't been shown much kindness for a while. It would be a feel good show.
     
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    Spot the faker. 100 randomly selected people must read hundreds of internet forum posts to discover which person claiming to be extra hung young muscle stud is actually a 47 year old 400# guy.

    If this series is successful, the sequel will feature another random batch of people trying to figure out which person is not really dead after all.
     
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    I have to say, I really Like Zora's Idea...

    And it wouldn't have to stop with Hookers, there could be Homeless people, Addicts, Children who are abused... It could be a whole helping show.

    Like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

    It could be called IN Someone's Shoes. People would spend an afternoon with someone who is less privleged than themselves. Quick, someone call Hollywood. IT has potential of being sad and emotional and very Heartwarming.

    They spend the day, getting their stories out to America/Canada, gives them a chance to be loved by people.

    Good Idea MZ. :biggrin1:
     
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    "Emotional and very heartwarming" is daytime TV, not prime time. So you're really failing to sell this one to me. Maybe you could work on a more "audience-effective" (to quote the vernacular) title as well? Or perhaps combining your show with Madame Z's? -->

    Killer Bimbos vs. Hungry Bums ... because something like has much greater appeal for the target demographic, I feel.
     
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