Reality Show Ideas

[inkubus963]

Wow, you're big enough to fuck your own ass?

Well, if I want it done right....... >challenge!<

 

[B_IanTheTall]

Breaking the Reality Habit - We follow several teams of Network Executives and Producers that in the past have been responsible for filling our screens with crappy reality shows as they are forced to commission and produce some quality television for a change. The team that produces the best show gets to keep their jobs.

Is there a scale to what happens to the other teams of Network Executives and Producers? Such as the second least bad team just gets fired, while the team that had the worst show gets tied to whipping posts in a room full of unemployed actors and production staffers.

 

[B_IanTheTall]

"the President" 12 contestants are preliminarily selected from the bottom of 100 applicants for this reality show. The first couple of weeks features them stating their political ideology in mock tv news talk shows. "Spin doctors" give the audience their own take on who presented the better positions.

Contestants are eliminated each show by a vote of the viewing public (person receiving least amount of votes leaves). Finally when down to two contestants the real fun begins. Working with money from special interest groups the two campaign, participate in mock debates, etc. getting additional rewards for displaying ingenuity at evasiveness, doublespeak, and using vague one liners.

The final episode reveals the viewers' choice for the winner, but in a surprise twist, the loser gets a special panel of judges who declares him the winner after all. Lots of laffs.

It should be the person with the largest deviation from the mean count of votes, basically the most liked or disliked person gets booted, keeping the most mediocre, banal and uninspiring "candidates" in the running. To assure that the winner is the least inspiring of the worst possible people for the job and make certain that the globe and all it's inhabitants are victimized the absolute most, after all the goal should be to have semblance of reality.

 

[B_IanTheTall]

I want to Meet the Hiltons
On each half our show you introduce a different set of intelligent parents of a, formerly normal and motivated, girl to tell their story of how their daughter used to get good grades and be involved in the community and now wants to be a "Hilton." Show the daughter spending all of her time shopping, partying, shopping, videotaping her self having sex, shopping, eating, purging, shopping, bit parting in bad movies, and fingering herself at the beach.
After 12 episodes (half a season) you let Pariah and Nippy Hilton pic the girl that has transformer herself the most. While in another room Rick and Kathy Hilton are chained to poles with the 12 sets of parents, all equipped with whips, chains, cudgels, maces, binnols and morning stars are waiting for the winner to be announced. After the winner is announced the parents of that girl get to "meet the Hiltons" while the other parents get to watch, but with out any physical restraints to hold them back.