No. Never happened. My husband is listed in the who's who of well-endowed males, and it's just not important - for either of us. Sorry. Case closed.
LOL, what?
No. Never happened. My husband is listed in the who's who of well-endowed males, and it's just not important - for either of us. Sorry. Case closed.
eventually a queen size will say something and the viscous cycle will continue. idk why you all even participate in these threads. boredom?
I was serious about the question; even though, most have completely misinterpreted the original, but I guess most are too immature to answer seriously anyway.
Important in what way and to whom?
LOL Yes I want my god damn telephone pole now! Think of all the things we could do while fucking said telephone pole. Charge cell phone, watch tv, surf the net, etc it would be electrifying.
And I thought the Swiss Army knife mentioned above would be the ultimate multi-tasker! In answer to another usage mentioned above, I can open pickle jars with mine. However, that's due to the hardness (which borders on that of tempered steel) rather than size. Unfortunately, I do break a lot of those jars for the same reason, but you can't let practical considerations get in the way when performing feats of phallic fortitude.
LOL, what?
And I thought the Swiss Army knife mentioned above would be the ultimate multi-tasker! In answer to another usage mentioned above, I can open pickle jars with mine. However, that's due to the hardness (which borders on that of tempered steel) rather than size. Unfortunately, I do break a lot of those jars for the same reason, but you can't let practical considerations get in the way when performing feats of phallic fortitude.
well said and lock the threadLet's play a game:
How many different ways can we try to re-word the 'Does size matter?' thread?
I'm adding that to my personal ads.....
Looking for a man who can perform feats of phallic fortitude.....:tongue:
I love it!
The answers are really interesting. From a jerk who thinks that threads are garbage. No, you are garbage and a mf jerkoff to boot.
I was serious about the question; even though, most have completely misinterpreted the original, but I guess most are too immature to answer seriously anyway.
Whatever you say, lady-posting-at-the-large-penis-support-group-forum!
Ok, just an off-topic pet peeve of mine: why do some people assume that they know why everybody else is on this site? You know, sometimes having a big dick, or having a lover with a big dick, creates unique issues, ranging from just feeling out of the norm, to trying not to show it unwantedly in public, to having issues with matching up with a partner's body during sex, and on and on. Me, having a large cock is part of who I am, sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse. And I've really enjoyed just having a place where I can read about other's experiences, knowing I'm not alone, as well as asking for and getting advice from others--something I can't really do with my friends, as they either wouldn't (or don't) believe me, or don't have the experiential background to be of any real help. My guess is that Ellie P (#10) just might be somebody like me who comes in here for more than just cock ogling, as was suggested above.
OK, got that off my chest. . .sorry about the rant.
That's cool, but you forgot to mention how huge your hubby's wang is in this post.
Pssst... I'm joshing you. This thread is garbage. Now get me a telephone pole. :biggrin1:
just informationally, he was giving her a bit of a go.
as quoted here:
he was not serious. he was poking fun at those who do post such things.
Ok, just an off-topic pet peeve of mine: why do some people assume that they know why everybody else is on this site? You know, sometimes having a big dick, or having a lover with a big dick, creates unique issues, ranging from just feeling out of the norm, to trying not to show it unwantedly in public, to having issues with matching up with a partner's body during sex, and on and on. Me, having a large cock is part of who I am, sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse. And I've really enjoyed just having a place where I can read about other's experiences, knowing I'm not alone, as well as asking for and getting advice from others--something I can't really do with my friends, as they either wouldn't (or don't) believe me, or don't have the experiential background to be of any real help. My guess is that Ellie P (#10) just might be somebody like me who comes in here for more than just cock ogling, as was suggested above.
OK, got that off my chest. . .sorry about the rant.
i got it.Thank you, Enid.
Yes, sometimes we make jokes that simply aren't funny or fall flat. It's especially easy over the Interwebs for that to happen. This is one of those times.
wish Height was important to women.
Off topic.....ranting
Guys can constantly post threads about dick size this dick size that with ulterior motives and it keeps going on in this forum. Which is fine I don't really care.
I post a thread asking what type / form / content of erotic stories women like or dislike and I'm told it doesn't belong here.
K I'm done and I feel a little better.