RealTouch - Virtual Male Masturbator

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  1. Rikter8

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    Damn, that thing is HUGE! Can't help but think they're oversimplifying the cleanup (I'd say it has the potential to get rather nasty unless cleaned really well). A bit leery of those moving belts, too. Just imagine having to explain that one at the E-R when your foreskin gets wrapped around a pulley! :eek:
     
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    I feel sorry for the engineer hired to design that one...
    or to all the men who tested the failed designs.
     
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    unbelievable.
    Does it come with a 1000km service interval and an extended waranty?
     
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    Oh...come on... It's something new, and better yet...almost hands free
     
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    Huh?... Who needs it?... $200 bucks, plus shipping?... 50 cents a minute for programs!???

    Forgetaboutit... Doing just fine here, with "Mr. Lefty" and "Mr. Righty".

    Onan
     
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    Ugh. Can't imagine this is all it's cracked up to be. Give the tech another ten years.
     
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    +1 My hands work just fine,:rolleyes:And I don't need my package ripped up cause a belt broke!:mad:I can spend $200. in a lot better ways.:wink:
     
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    It doesn't work with Mac and there's no gay version yet :rant:.
     
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    Yes there is.

    GO to the main page, and select "Gay"
     
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    Until then, come over :)
     
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    Took me forever to find that link to the gay ghetto version. But still, 50 cents a minute?? Phone sex is cheaper!

    Don't say anything because I'm trying really hard to find a reason not to ask Santa for this.
     
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    This makes me wonder, does anyone on here own a fleshlight ?
     
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    I can't imagine this will make it financially as a business venture. But then again I've never subscribed to any PPV type porn site before, so I'm probably not their target audience.

    And as my avatar shows, I kinda like the Fleshlight.
     
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    No, but I tried one that a buddy of mine had and it feels awesome!
     
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    Fleshlights are one of our top sellers and there's a good reason why. That contraption in the original post looks like it could dangerous. No thanks!
     
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    haha. I don't have to worry about my fleshlight eating my dick when Vista crashes either....
     
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    wow, $200 bucks? no thanks. i'll just spit in my hand and do it for free
     
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