Reasons I'm happy to be a man

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Hey! Just got this email. It was meant to be a joke or maybe a slam to men, but I have found it to be very relavent, and true.

Why men are Happier People--
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just
another snack. You can be President. You can ne ver be
pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You
can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the
truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too
icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a
nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at
your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness. I f someone forgets to invite
you, he or she can still be your friend.


Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes --
one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how
your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.


Does anyone else have any more reasons why its great being a man?
 

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You never need an exam table with stirrups

You can skip an entire aisle at the supermarket.

You can burp loudly and not be embarrassed.

You can fart loudly and be proud.

You never wonder, "does this make me look fat?"

One briefcase can last your entire life. Even better if it was your grandfather's.

You don't need to give a damn about cosmetics.

You can shop for an entire wardrobe in 20 minutes. 10 of those are spent waiting on line.

You can lift heavy stuff.

You can fuck.

You can drive 10 hours with your best friend in near silence and not wonder if he's mad at you.

You can smoke weed without getting paranoid or falling asleep.

You can get drunk and not look cheap.

You can sire children until the day you die.
 

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Men have cool gadgets, if we get bored with one, there's always something else we can do that's just as cool.

Also take sports, we have football (college and NFL), when those seasons wind down hockey and basketball are there for us. Baseball is usually underway and gets us back to the football season when basketball and hockey end in June. And our fellow men have planned for this as the sports have overlapping seasons, so if your fan favorite has been eliminated from the playoffs or championship season, you can get ahead of your buddies and scout the next sport for what's going on.
 

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ouch!!! that is one of the few sucky things about being a man....I hope its not a common thing for you to kick a man in the nuts!
 

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you don't have a period or PMS once a month.

your haircut is ten times cheaper than a hairdo.

you can sleep around like a whore and be praised for it. ;)

Ultimate Fighting Championship. nuff said.