Here are some reasons to vote YES! on prop 8... Since we have solved all the ills of the economy, gangs, homelessness, the budget, the 'war on drugs', rape, murder, child abduction, drive by shootings, smog, pollution, traffic, over crowding, the crises of the middle class, Animal abuse, pot holes, illegal immigration, corruption in politics, national security, people going hungry, people getting laid off, the IRS, The lines at the DMV, health care, cancer, aids, the common cold, our dependence on oil, endangered species, Sara Palins retarded baby, the price of a cup of coffee, and fat people wearing spandex, religious nut jobs, Scientology, alien abductions, chem trails, our broken school system, and the fact that most people have to work two jobs to keep the lights on... whew... It is finally time to worry about those damn GAYS getting married.. Don't they know that Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman that is forver, and is never EVER broken?!!? What would Jesus say about that?!?!