Reasons to VOTE YES! on Prop 8!!!!

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  1. D_N Flay Table

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    Here are some reasons to vote YES! on prop 8...

    Since we have solved all the ills of the economy, gangs, homelessness, the budget, the 'war on drugs', rape, murder, child abduction, drive by shootings, smog, pollution, traffic, over crowding, the crises of the middle class, Animal abuse, pot holes, illegal immigration, corruption in politics, national security, people going hungry, people getting laid off, the IRS, The lines at the DMV, health care, cancer, aids, the common cold, our dependence on oil, endangered species, Sara Palins retarded baby, the price of a cup of coffee, and fat people wearing spandex, religious nut jobs, Scientology, alien abductions, chem trails, our broken school system, and the fact that most people have to work two jobs to keep the lights on...

    whew...

    It is finally time to worry about those damn GAYS getting married..

    Don't they know that Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman that is forver, and is never EVER broken?!!?

    What would Jesus say about that?!?!

    :rolleyes:
     
  2. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    YES SIR them thar homos are RUINING the country!

    And want to fire up the base of social conservatives to get out and vote. I swear I think that's the only reason that Republicans wanted all the state constitutional amendments against gay marriage on so many ballots all at the same time a few years ago... :rolleyes: Gay marriage?! who the hell was talking about that, other than right wingers... most ppl were talking about other more pressing conditions.

    I'm all for banning gay marriage(sarcasm) and I say that as a GAYMAN, but first let's outlaw ALL divorces among heterosexual couples :biggrin1: Let that sacred union of "til death do us part" have some meaning :eek:
     
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    :cool: VOTE YES! on Prop 8, it's the right thing to do. :cool:
     
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    uh....
     
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    (I think you mean NO)
     
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    No on 24!
     
  8. D_one and done

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    i think you guys missed the sarcasm. lol
     
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